Senator Aqua Buddha must be back at the bong, y’all. As a Kentucky Senator, he can always score some fictional weed from fictional drug lord Boyd Crowder. Now where was I? Oh yeah, Aqua Buddha’s dredging up the Lewinsky mess. A literal mess at that. Splat.
Yo, Aqua Buddha, that’s been litigated to death and it was a LOSING ISSUE FOR THE GOP. You’re showing signs of being as batshit and clueless as your dear old Dad. Actually, if he moved to Kentucky, he’d be Old Grand Dad.
I seem to be easily distracted due to the #hunkergamesand various substances that shall remain mysterious. What I mean to say is this: Monica will not be an issue in 2016 and cannot be used against Hillary. Stick to BENGHAZI, BENGHAZI. It’s a losing issue but it happened in this century and not in the late 1990’s. Aqua Buddha should chlliax, listen to some Prince and try to move past 1999: