The Fog Of History: Jerry, we hardly knew ye

The fact that Warren Gamaliel Harding was a randy bastard is notorious. He was known for having sex in a White House closet with Nan Britton who bore the Presidential bastard and later wrote a book about the affair. Btw, the second use of bastard is in the literal and non-judgemental sense so don't flame me. It's also a funny word, what can I tell ya?

Harding's other main non-marital squeeze was Carrie Fulton Phillips. In steamy correspondence with her, he referred to his member as Jerry. That's right, Jerry. That means that Ford was not the first Gerry in the White House, he was certainly not the first dick…

I'll zip it for awhile.