|From Album 6|
Ah, yes, nothing quite like a militia/patriot action getting caught in the lurch not because of ammunition — I bet they’ve got enough of that to obliterate a small country — but by the far more plebeian need for…snacks.
Aw. Poor things. Guess their small gubmit utopian vision must also have some sort of Frito-Lay — or GoldenFlake — marketing tie-in.