If only there were people who are highly paid and so much more experienced than the stupid kids. Those people could be tasked with communicating with voters, organizing them, getting them to the polls … nah, probably just easier to write lecture-y stories about how dumb young voters are.
Amazing to me that this strategy doesn’t result in rafts of enthusiastic young voters. I know I can always convert people to my point of view when I start by calling them stupid!
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“Why aren’t you stupid, lazy, idealistic young people voting? You better vote or Trump will get you. No, we’re not going to do anything about your student loans, aren’t you listening?”