Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – back on your heads edition

You know the old joke – guy dies and goes to Hell. The Devil tells him he has to spend all eternity in one of three rooms, and that he’ll let him look and decide.

Guy looks in the first room – hundreds of thousands of people all standing on their heads. Faces bulging, eyes distended, blood running from their noses. It suddenly becomes clear to the guy why being crucified upside down was considered to be a horrendous punishment.

He opens the door to the second room – same thing.  The guy slams the door shut and hesitantly reaches for the third door. This huge room is different – the hundreds of thousands of people are standing knee-deep in human excrement, drinking coffee. The guy thinks – “Well, I guess after a while you can’t even smell the shit any more, and I do love coffee.”

He wades in, gets a cup, and joins the throng.  After a minute, the Devil pokes his head in and says: “Coffee break’s over – back on your heads”.

My coffee break is over.

And with that – the .01% solution!

Trump—“We’ll build a wall along Colorado…”
WE ^ | 10/24/2019 | WE

Posted on 10/24/2019, 10:40:56 AM by mikelets456

President Trump said that in addition to border wall construction in New Mexico and Texas, “We’re building a wall in Colorado.”

Speaking in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, at the Shale Insight Conference on Wednesday, Trump appeared to flub his geography when it comes to the U.S.-Mexico border.

“We’re building a wall on the border of New Mexico, and we’re building a wall in Colorado. We’re building a beautiful wall. A big one that really works, that you can’t get over, you can’t get under. And we’re building a wall in Texas,” Trump said. “We’re not building a wall in Kansas, but they get the benefit of the walls we just mentioned.”

1 posted on 10/24/2019, 10:40:56 AM by mikelets456
The Freeperati are divided on this one:
To: mikelets456
Who gave him some of Joe Biden’s special loco tea?
I think Nevada could use a western wall though 😀 

4 posted on 10/24/2019, 10:43:56 AM by z3n

To: mikelets456

Drudge has been trying to make this a story for two days now, so thanks for bringing it over hereThe Human Scum in DeeCee have been trying to set DJT and his family up with phony charges since 11/8/16. The man is allowed an occasional slip of the tongue as he battles for us each and every day.

12 posted on 10/24/2019, 10:49:34 AM by JonPreston
Good old “Max Americana” weighs in :
To: imardmd1
I’ve been advocating landmines since I joined 2 decades ago but some limp-wristed Freepers thought Im too rightwing for this forum.. 

18 posted on 10/24/2019, 10:59:55 AM by max americana (Fired ONE libtard at work at every election since 2008 because I enjoy it. I hope every lib die.)

I am SO tempted to doxx this piece of shit – but I would never reveal that he’s a Supervisor at the Oakhurst Chamber Of Commerce.
And finally –
To: Swordmaker
“In context, this was a humorous remark, but, then these people have no sense of humor. Trump was pointing out that a border wall was a wall around each state to keep out crime and protect the citizens of those particular states. He was not being literal about building a wall around Colorado.”
Who knows? Maybe you are right. Perhaps 0.1% see this as a sophisticated 3D chess move. Until he explains it as such the rest of the country will be laughing at him. 

26 posted on 10/24/2019, 11:09:54 AM by plain talk

This post has been brought to you by the letter “Duh, motherfucker”.
More after the you-know-what…

Next up – Stay off the boos!

Fans greet Donald Trump with boos and chants of ‘lock him up!’ at World Series Los Angeles Times ^ | 10/27/2019 | Jorge castillo, Eli Stokol Posted on 10/27/2019, 9:56:27 PM by JLAGRAYFOXFans greet Donald Trump with boos & chantsof ‘lock him up!’at world series.

1 posted on 10/27/2019, 9:56:28 PM by JLAGRAYFOX
And here’s the windup – and the pitch –
Trump knew there would be booing @ssholes and he went to the game anyway.
He sticks his chin in the wind and proceeds with confidence.

Brutally, The Darnold smashed the crowd’s fist with his chin!

Love this President!!!

7 posted on 10/27/2019, 10:00:18 PM by RooRoobird20 ( “Democrats haven’t been this angry since Republicans freed the slaves”)

You didn’t actually watch the footage, did you?
The Darnold looks like he expected Stormy Daniels, and got Roseanne Barr.

And, of course:


Sounds like the commie piggies have gotten into baseball.

Again with the “commie” thing.  Not sure how you guys can scream “commie” one second, and jerk off to the sight of The Darnold sucking off Putin the next, but whatever.

Go Astros!!! Without President Trump, they wouldn’t have had the money to pay for the outrageous tickets. Maggots.

13 posted on 10/27/2019, 10:01:21 PM by FlingWingFlyer (You can vote your way into socialism but you have to shoot your way out of it.)

Moving right along, it’s Civil Whore!

Is the USA headed for a violent revolt in 2020? American Thinker ^ | 10/31/19 Posted on 10/31/2019, 6:03:30 PM by Altura Ct.The United States was founded in a violent revolution and then, “fourscore and seven years” later, found itself in the midst of a brutal civil war that cost the lives of three quarters of a million Americans, more American deaths than in any other war.

Could another violent internal war in America erupt yet again? While it is not probable, the possibilities are sobering.

In 1776, the impetus for war had been brewing for many years. Indeed, as the Declaration of Independence made clear, “mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.”

When the evils of tyranny were no longer “sufferable,” the revolution became an all-out war.

Likewise, in 1861, the seeds of war had been long in taking hold, until they finally bore their deadly fruit.

(blah blah bullshit snipped)

In normal times (if ever there were any), the two sides could coexist. Each recognized that society must incorporate both individualistic and collectivist policies to produce infrastructure and distribute wealth and to defend the nation from foreign enemies. Compromise was necessary.

Today, those considerations seem to take second place. Atheistic culture and values motivate the extremists on the Left. They inflame emotions and leave no room for compromise.

1 posted on 10/31/2019, 6:03:30 PM by Altura Ct.

The Gloomsday Preppers swoop down:
To: Brilliant
The issue will be the blue cities vs red countryside.We have the water supplies, powerplants, and food.

No , you fucking moron, the cities control water distribution, grid management, and ALL of the food storage/distribution.

The cities will be cut-off and will burn. Whoever is left will head out of town looking for supplies…walking into a turkey shoot.

5 posted on 10/31/2019, 6:12:25 PM by Ouderkirk (Life is about ass, you’re either covering, hauling, laughing, kicking, kissing, or behaving like one)

Spoken like a true turkey.
To: Altura Ct.
We’ll need some new patriotic music for the occasion. 

9 posted on 10/31/2019, 6:19:12 PM by equaviator (There’s nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)

I agree.
To: Altura Ct.


As someone else here said, if we have another civil war, it won’t be nice like the last one.

15 posted on 10/31/2019, 6:27:17 PM by DesertRhino (Dog is man’s best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ….)

Well, to be honest, in the last one, the Union didn’t have A10 Warthogs.
To: Altura Ct.


We can win this real quick if we burn down the hill without firing a single SHOT!! I thought many here said that if our president was ever impeached we would storm the Hill…WELL?

19 posted on 10/31/2019, 6:30:25 PM by RoseofTexas

To: Altura Ct.


Well this seems easy. If we all agree to shoot the stupid leftist chick in our family, the war is over the next day.

111 posted on 11/1/2019, 10:36:42 AM by The Toll

Try that and let me know how it works out for you.
By mail, not in person. And be sure to include your cell number.
And finally, a lone voice of sanity –
To: Altura Ct.


Either there won’t be another civil war, or some nut group will rise up and be crushed. Try not to be one of the nuts.

102 posted on 10/31/2019, 11:53:49 PM by x

Words to live by.
Finally, it’s –  Coattail Fail!

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1 posted on 11/5/2019, 5:53:23 PM by Republican Wildcat
Muchas gracias!
To: Republican Wildcat


Thank you very much for this thread!!!!

2 posted on 11/5/2019, 5:55:13 PM by Right-wing Librarian (Epstein didn’t kill himself.)

Don’t thank him just yet.
Let’s just jump to the end of the thread, shall we?
To: NKP_Vet


VA is done, has been gone since Obama won first time. Why do we even bother watching the races there. The GOP-e has said “its okay, let the socialists take over here, we’re not that far behind them anyway.” This is all due to the D’s importing their voters.

444 posted on 11/5/2019, 10:02:21 PM by snarkytart

Oh – almost forgot!
The endless Freepathon has a series of promotional threads to prompt the rubes into giving up their cold hard cash. There used to be around 10 to 15 of them through the duration of the Freepathon.
These days…
Please keep those donations coming in, folks. Let’s keep this FReepathon moving. [Thread XXXIX]
Yep – that’s 39 blegs so far.
And it’s still only the first week of November.
Have a good one!

3 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – back on your heads edition

  1. 2ndDivisionVet has passed away

    That dude was a piece of shit. A hateful, ignorant, racist PoS (but I repeat myself) who was always fantasizing about killing “DemoRATS” in the upcoming Civil War 2.0 and had it in for “blacks”.

    I know we’re not supposed to speak ill of the dead, but I don’t believe in an afterlife and always celebrate when evil people die off. Good riddance!

    FR has gotten more and more insane over the years. All that’s left now is die hard far-right religious psychos who are praying for the 2nd coming of Jesus and the ensuing biblical apocalypse. They’re more entrenched, yet weaker than ever as a group. I also find their forum dynamics fascinating, especially as they continue defending Jim Robinson’s (the owner of the website) clear scam of 300,000 USD a year fundraisers to maintain a website that could run on a 20 USD a month cloud instance.

  2. ” they continue defending Jim Robinson’s (the owner of the website) clear scam of 300,000 USD a year fundraisers to maintain a website that could run on a 20 USD a month cloud instance.”

    Thars griftin’s in them-thar rubes!

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