Merry Schiffmas

I know that Adam Schiff is Jewish but Schiffmukkah sounds like a Republican slur. In dubbing this holiday season Schiffmas, I’m inspired by Fitzmas, which referenced the special prosecutor on the Scooter Libbey case. Fitzmas was something of a letdown because Karl Rove was not indicted in that Plame affair related case.

Adam Schiff deserves a season in his honor because he personifies a new generation of Democratic politicians. After the disastrous 1994 mid-term election, our pols became known as battle averse and overeager to compromise. Chairman Schiff is tough and steely. He refuses to take any shit from intelligence committee GOPers and those who want to call him to testify as a fact witness.

Schiff has become a hate object on the far right. There’s even a Schiff target on a gun nut web site. I’m neither posting it nor linking to it because I don’t want to encourage the lunatic fringe in their violent fantasies. I leave that to President* Pennywise.

I’m only going to watch part of today’s hearing. I have it streaming as I write this. Ranking member Collins is currently annoying the living shit out of me with his molassey drawl and nutty arguments. Perhaps he’s extra cranky because the Georgia Bulldogs were wiped out by my LSU Tigers last Saturday. Either way, Adam Schiff doesn’t give a shit. He and his colleagues have a job to do and they’re going to do it.

Finally, I’d almost forgotten how unintentionally hilarious Newt Gingrich is:

Who among us can forget all images such as this:

The Gingrich himself is blessed with a conveniently selective memory.

Have yourself a Merry Little Schiffmas. The last word goes to Aimee Mann:

2 thoughts on “Merry Schiffmas

  1. MichaelF says:

    Going to the way, way, wayback machine, but…disappointing as it might have turned out, I get a modest credit for the first use of Fitzmas, at least according to Wikipedia and something called Language Log.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Fitzmas&diff=26950597&oldid=26949039

    http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/002604.html

    Am probably a little more proud of working up a Pres. Pennywise image though…

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  2. mmferry1965 says:

    Going to the way, way, wayback machine, but…disappointing as it might have turned out, I get a modest credit for the first use of Fitzmas, at least according to Wikipedia and something called Language Log.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Fitzmas&diff=26950597&oldid=26949039

    http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/002604.html

    Am probably a little more proud of working up a Pres. Pennywise image though…

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