I’m tired of writing about Donald Trump. I will do it again because he won’t go away gracefully. When did he ever do anything gracefully?
The Dipshit Insurrection has made soon-to-be former President* Pennywise a pariah in more places than before. The Turtle has positioned himself to vote either way in the Senate trial. I almost called it a removal trial, but the voters removed him in November. Good job, y’all.
Pardonpalooza has come and gone and I find myself not caring. Steve Bannon got a pardon, Joe Exotic did not. Why the latter thought the Kaiser of Chaos gave a shit about him is beyond me. Trump asks only one question when making a decision: what’s in it for me?
Trump has mused about starting a new political party. I’d be delighted if he did so. But once he discovers what hard work it will be, it’s unlikely to happen. Besides, he’ll be busy in court both civil and criminal.
The Impeached Insult Comedian will be violating the Hatch Act one more time with a farewell rally at Andrews Air Force Base. I know it’s now called Joint Base Andrews but it’s too early in the morning for a joint.
In a final act of presidential* incompetence, Team Trump invited some people who have turned against him: Mooch, the Mustache of War, and John Kelly. I bet they all got a good laugh out of that. I know I did. The new Q House member from Colorado will be there. I wonder if she’ll be packing heat.
However big the crowd, I expect Team Trump to lie about it. They came in lying about crowd size and they’ll go out the same way.
It’s been 152 years since an outgoing president skipped the inauguration of his successor. It puts Pennywise in bad company: Andrew Johnson. It’s a fitting pairing since those two are at the bottom of my personal worst presidents ever list.
There’s been a lot of ink spilled about Trump’s departure. I’m trying to keep this short. I’d rather accentuate the positive: Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are about to replace Trump-Pence in office. Even though Pence showed some spine since the Dipshit Insurrection, to say that it will be a huge upgrade is an understatement.
Donald Trump disgraced the office of the presidency for 4 years. The last 3 months were the worst by far. The big lie about the election caused the Dipshit Insurrection. There are still people who believe the big lie but they, and their dead leader, can go fuck themselves.
This is my last post about Trump as president*. I refuse to use the honorific after he’s out of office. He’s just plain Pennywise from now on.
There’s only one song to send the Kaiser of Chaos off to exile in Florida: You’re Breakin’ My Heart aka The Fuck You Song. The last word goes to Harry Nilsson:
I forgot something: Donald Trump is a pussy. He should grab himself.