I decided to take a trip to an alternate universe and check out Donny Junior’s Twitter feed. It’s like a sewer that never stops overflowing. One could even call it effusive effluent, but I won’t because those words are too big for Donny Junior. Speaking of words, his favorite word is cancel. It’s cancel this and cancel that. It’s like a warped record that won’t come unstuck: cancel, cancel, cancel.
I’ve heard Donny Junior compared to Fredo Corleone. That’s an insult to Fredo who was a sweet-natured dumbass. Donny Junior is a mean-spirited moron. Besides, he should be compared to other Juniors. He’s more like AJ Soprano who was a dipshit obsessed with conspiracy theories. An even better fictional comp is Jackie Aprile Junior. Another Junior, Corrado Soprano, summed him up best: “The kid was always a dumbfuck, wasn’t he? Didn’t he nearly drown in three inches of water?”
That concludes this Life Imitates The Sopranos, not The Godfather moment.
You’re probably wondering when I’m getting to the Tweet. There’s no time like the present.
The hypocrisy of those trying to cancel Ted Cruz who have been totally silent on their Democrat Governor’s incompetence is telling. My thoughts on the Cancún Cruz fauxoutrage! #Cruz #CancunGate is fake. https://t.co/WnYe1onpIK
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) February 18, 2021
It’s a sign of Donny Junior’s arrogant nitwittery that this tweet is still up. The last Democratic Texas governor was the late great Ann Richards. Since 1995, Texas has been governed by three Republicans: George W Bush, Rick Perry, and Greg Abbott; each dumber than his predecessor and that’s saying a lot.
Perry has said the dumbest thing about Texas’ current plight: “Texans would be without electricity for longer than three days to keep the federal government out of their business.”
Freedom. man.
If Donny Junior is the future of the GOP, I say Cancel Tomorrow. The last word goes to Dottie West:
OK. Immediately close all the bases.
Oh, and nobody gets Social Security checks, and no Medicare, much less Medicaid! Pay for your own medical treatment, as if you moochers really need any.
I would have gone political here, but I’m trying to keep my blood pressure down. Instead I’ll go Godfather. You are right to say he’s not Fredo. He’s Bruno Tattaglia, son of Philip who was head of their family and famously spent most of the 5 families peace conference combing his hair. Bruno’s only job in Godfather I was to slam a knife into Luca Brazi’s hand while his henchman garroted poor Luca. Next thing we know Sal is telling Mike they hit Bruno and are going to the mattresses. Hmm crime family boss fastidious about his hair with a dimwit son whose only job is to help with a hit, not even do it himself. Ding Ding I think we have a match!
As I have said elsewhere, the Trumps are not the Corleones. They’re the Tattaglias. They’re pimps. And they could never have outfought Santino.