Laura Ingraham’s Reefer Madness

It’s still 1982 as far as far-fetched Fox News host Laura Ingraham is concerned. Apparently, she sees herself as a latter-day Nancy Reagan in Just Say No mode.

Ingraham isn’t just an Eighties revivalist; she’s applying the war on drugs mentality to the Uvalde shooting. That’s right, the weed with roots in hell made him to do it:

She admits that she’s speculating based on something she read but does it anyway. She went on spout this pearl of wisdom:

Was it bad information or is this the pro-marijuana bias that we’ve become accustomed to that’s so powerful because billions are on the line with it nationwide? So is the story now irrelevant? We reached out to the Times on this, but they have not responded. The American people are hearing a lot about AR-15’s and background checks, but they also deserve to hear about this as well. Respected medical studies for years now have demonstrated that pot use, especially among teens, can trigger psychosis and increase the chance that the young person will develop violent behaviors.

Let me get this straight:  there’s a conspiracy involving Big Pot, but the merchants of death have nothing to do with the Uvalde massacre? Freedom, man.

Let’s consult with noted weed experts Cheech and Chong in Up In Smoke, man:

Let’s follow up with James Franco and Seth Rogen in Pineapple Express, man:

Weed can make you forgetful.

Weed can make you stupid.

Weed can make you goofy.

Weed can make you hungry.

Weed can make you sleepy.

Weed can’t make you go out and murder children with an AR-15.

Laura Ingraham’s angle is downright stupid, and makes me wanna say this to her:

What’s next for Laura Ingraham’s reefer madness? Will she blame David Peel?

It’s unfair to blame a guy who has been dead for 5 years, but Ingraham is up to the task.

Another possible target for Ingraham is Peter Tosh:

I’m waiting for Ingraham to blame Tosh’s murder on marijuana crazed maniacs. Or was it Hunter Biden? He was 17 at the time only one year younger than the Uvalde killer. I’m glad that Alex Jones doesn’t read First Draft. He’d take me seriously.

You know what makes people psychotic: watching too much Fox News. It makes you believe the whoppers of the Impeached Insult Comedian who’s currently claiming that Brian Kemp’s primary victory in Georgia was fraudulent. Dude, he won by 50 points. Oy, just oy.

Just thinking of Laura Ingraham bums me out, man. I vow to never eat ingraham crackers again when I have the munchies, man.

The last word goes to the trailers for Reefer Madness and Marihuana:

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