Who among us hasn’t wanted to issue a gag order to the Indicted Impeached Insult Comedian? I suspect even denizens of Trump World wish he would occasionally STFU. Judge Juan Merchan has issued such an order in the porn star hush money case. Hush, Donald.
Judge Merchan’s gag order is no gag. It’s stern enough to gag Donald with a spoon:
Under the judge’s order, Mr. Trump cannot make, or direct others to make, statements about witnesses’ roles in the case. Mr. Trump is also barred from commenting on prosecutors, court staff and their relatives if he intends to interfere with their work on the case. Any comments whatsoever about jurors are banned as well, the judge ruled, citing an array of hostile remarks Mr. Trump has made about grand jurors, prosecutors and others.
“His statements were threatening, inflammatory, denigrating,” Justice Merchan wrote in the Tuesday order.
Jury tampering is out. Bless you Judge Merchan.
Of course, the Kaiser of Chaos immediately attacked the Judge’s daughter:
Trump directs harassment against the daughter of Judge Merchan pic.twitter.com/CmdBPuobfV
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 26, 2024
In case you’re too young to get the post title, here’s the Urban Dictionary’s definition of the mystery phrase:
Who are you calling archaic and silly? Both Trump and Valley Girl speak were big in the 1980’s. Before Marla Maples, there was Moon Zappa. She gets the last word along with Papa Frank Zappa.
I am so GODDAMNED SICK OF THIS MUTHERFUCKER!!! I wish he would just DROP DEAD!!!
Yeah, he just won’t go away. It seems like a nightmare that started in the 1980’s and is still continuing to this day.