If it’s Tuesday, it must be the sixteenth installment in the series inspired by the 1991 Duke-Edwards Gret Stet governor’s race. It’s become an irregular feature this summer but regularity approaches after Labor Day.
A reminder of the unofficial slogan of the race from hell:
In 2024, we’re flipping that on its head and voting AGAINST the crook. It’s even more important.
The latest reason to vote against the crook is his bizarre and I daresay weird method of campaigning. His allies are beseeching him to focus on policy, not personalities. Does Lindsey Graham actually know the Insult Comedian? Policy is NOT his jam, oddball tangents like this one are:
Trump: The wind is ruining everything, killing all your birds, destroying the fields, all these gorgeous fields, you got windmills all over the place and you have birds. You want to see a bird cemetery, just go under a windmill. The bald eagle. These windmills knock them out like… pic.twitter.com/Qk1b4gvvHZ
— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) August 15, 2024
The wind is killing everything? Only the hot air emitting from this mook’s big fat bazoo. He hates the wind because it messes up his cotton candy piss hair.
Who talks about bird cemeteries? Only weirdos and creeps like former President* Pennywise.
The Kaiser of Chaos has NO interest in policy unless it affects him. A reminder that the GOP’s 2020 platform was: What Donald said.
If bird cemeteries, windmills, and sharks are your jam, Donald John Trump is your man. Otherwise, vote against the crook, it’s important.
The last word goes to Vanilla Fudge followed by Abbey Lincoln: