We live in strange times. A guy I know from playing a deranged handyman on the Nineties sitcom News Radio is now a powerful podcaster who helped elect an Insult Comedian with a dead nutria pelt atop his head POTUS. And that is why Joe Rogan is malaka of the week.
I’m using Joe Rogan as a stand-in for all the gullible Americans who bought into Trump’s bluster and bullshit and ignored the ugly reality of the MAGA movement. Even though the Kaiser of Chaos ran on mass deportation, Rogan ignored his nasty rhetoric because Trump has appeared on his podcast. It’s the bro version of access journalism. BUT Rogan isn’t a journalist, he’s just a dude with a big mouth and a platform to match.
Malaka Joe has finally noticed that the Trump-Miller-ICE raids are nuts, make that fucking nuts:
“Rogan endorsed Trump in the 2024 election, but has been critical of some of his policies since beginning his second term. He recently pushed back on Trump’s immigration policies in a separate episode last month, saying that the ICE raids were “fucking nuts.”
“The Trump administration, if they’re running and they said, ‘We’re going to go to Home Depot and we’re going to arrest all the people at Home Depot. We’re going to go to construction sites, and we’re going to just like, tackle people at construction sites’… I don’t think anybody would’ve signed up for that,” Rogan said last month.
“They said we’re going to get rid of the criminals and the gang members first, right? And now we’re seeing, like, Home Depots get raided. Like, that’s crazy,” he added.”
What a gullible dipshit. Were you awake during the campaign, Joe or were you fixated on snubbing Kamala Harris? The sexist malakatude, it burns.
The sentient public knew that Trump’s ballyhooed mass deportation policy would lead to this, Joe. There aren’t millions of alien criminals flooding into the country. It’s not a head-scratcher, Joe, you helped elect an asshole criminal, yet you’re shocked that he’s governing as an asshole criminal. Are you stupid or what, Joe?
Where were you, Joe, when Trump lied about Project 2025? He said he had nothing to do with it: Bet you believed him because you thought he wouldn’t lie to you on your podcast. Dumbass. He lies to everyone all the damn time, Joe. The broverse malakatude, it burns.
Where were you, Joe, when Trump channeled Hitler and denounced “the enemy within.” Were you watching Fear Factor reruns? The reality TV malakatude, it burns.
Where were you, Joe, when Trump made racist comments about Haitians eating cats in Ohio? Dreaming of a UFC fight on the White House lawn? The broverse malakatude, it burns.
Hey Joe, do you remember anything Trump said during the campaign? How about the Arnold Palmer schlong shtick? It’s right up your adolescent bro alley, Joe. Aren’t you a little old to act, dress, and talk the way you do or is 57 the new 17? Grow the fuck up, Joe.
What qualifies you to comment on national politics, Joe? Was it acting with smarter people on News Radio like Phil Hartman? I think you’re as big a dick as Andy Dick who’s a registered sex offender. Maybe Andy should join the Trump administration, It’s a halfway house for dicks, gropers, pervs, and rapists, after all.
Hey Joe, you should be more like another News Radio co-star Dave Foley. He’s Canadian and a left-wing gentleman. Speaking of which, I remember when you supported Bernie Sanders. What happened, Joe?
After the election, some panicky Dems wanted to find our own Joe Rogan. Why? Rogan is an idiot whose muscles are bigger than his brain. It’s not a head-scratcher: One Joe Rogan is more than enough. And that is why Joe Rogan is malaka of the week.
The last word goes to Jimi Hendrix:
He must think we don’t remember Fear Factor. Have people stick their faces in a barrel of maggots, scum is my word for him.
He’s a Shock Jock and that’s what gets him Ratings and now Sparring with Donnie Two Dolls is what the Ketamine King is doing so Rogan is jumping on that interest that people have in anyone Feuding. The nastier and more villainous it gets the more enthralled folks get to want to follow it… all Theatrics, and people take the Bait all the time. Everyone likes to watch a good horrible accident from the sidelines and lurk as voyeurs… it’s fairly predictable to draw them. It’s not just Joe whose Moronic, Joe Public mirrors it most of the time too unfortunately.