President (Heart) Piata

Not enough people heard this on The Daily Show the other night:

CORDDRY: Jon — in fact a new group has emerged, this one composed of former Bush colleages, challenging the president’s activities during the Vietnam era. That group: Drunken Stateside Sons of Privilege for Plausible Deniability. They’ve apparently got some things to say about a certain Halloween party in ’71 that involved trashcan punch and a sodomized piata. Jon — they just want to set the record straight. That’s all they’re out for.

I’d suggest we googlebomb piatafucker, but that’s too much to expect even from us, right?