I’m John Kerry And I Approved This Snuggle

Watching these two, I begin to understand the Brits who are fixated on the soap opera that is the royal family. I can tell I’m going to be following what Teresa wears to the inaugural ball, what color she’s painting the residence bathrooms, what she serves for state dinners and I’m going to read every single crappy women’s magazine interview with the two of them about their Presidential Love.

Yes, I am a grown woman. What’s your point?