Putting Him Somewhere Between Jesse Helms and Dennis Hastert on the Sexpot Scale

From Holden:

A la Froomkin, we learn that the women of planet Earth think Chimpy ain’t all that.

In a recent online poll conducted by Esquire magazine, 11,000 women in 15 countries were asked to rate Bush’s sex appeal on a scale of one to 10, and America’s commander-in-chief failed to register much more than a two.