Saturday Fun

What follows is a list of the senders of penis, prescription and investment spam mails I’ve gotten in the past week.

I don’t know who’s tasked with thinking these up, but whoever you are, I WANT YOUR JOB.

Volleyballs Q. Lusitania

Saucer H. Sleeplessness

Styled Q. Harking

Malformations T. Carom

Deadlocks L. Meretricious

Outlets J. Tangos

Midmost C. Underlines

Vermin K. Fattest

Princeton U. Ambitiousness

Fleetingly I. Groaning

Defecation M. Apostasy

Yiddish P. Veronese

Scimitar S. Tailors

Legalism J. Rumbling

Troops S. Pelt

It has gotten to the point where I look forward to the spam just to see what they’ll come up with next.