Darth–I hope Mary names the baby “Dick Junior.”
Chimperator–Musta put my boxers on backwards again.
Condiliar–step-together-step.
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CHENEY: Dear Lord – Hugo Chavez was right! It’s so sulfurous that I might hurl!
RICE: New war or new shoes? Christmas is such a chore. What to give my husb-
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LOL!!!
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Fredo: Heh. First thru the door again. I rule!!
Darth: Wha??? I can’t feel a heartbeat!!
Condi: Borinnnggg…I need new shoes…
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Bush: Blue Tie, sign of bipartisanship, reaching across the aisle, yeah. Get’m on yur side early, yeah. suckers.
Cheney: there seems to be a spot on my tie, Out out, damned spot… oh. got it.
Condoleeza: why does no one notice my shoes anymore?
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Dippy the Wonder Chimp: “So proud… I went potty all by myself. Not like that time at the G-8 conference.”
Darth Cardiac: “No leaks?”
“Oops” Rice: “No leaks.”
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Condi: Ewww… where did all those little green boogers come from?
the little dick: heh heh heh… left my boogers under the Oval Office desk…
The Big Dick: must save this booger for bronzing. It’ll make a nice gift for Mary’s baby.
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If you have enough ballspin, you could catch the 1, the 6, and then hook for the 7, and not leave a spare.
— Paul in LA
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Cheney: Heh, I totally scored that loser’s wallet when he wasn’t looking.
Shrub: Left, …uh…uh…Other left…
Condi: Percodans are kicking in, that’s good. Oh yes, that’s good. My face is frozen.
—Aaaargh
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Bush – “Darn, SBD. No bragging rights on that one.”
Cheney – “How do I turn off this pacemaker?!”
Rice – “Must…not…breathe…”
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No captions, but is that a wad of cash in Cheney’s hand?
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Thank you everyone for making me laugh
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GWB: These guys are real downers. Everything is doom and gloom with these two. Can’t they just get a f*king life?
Condi: I’m going to go down in history with this f*king idiot. Somebody, please just shoot me!
Cheney: There goes my 401K – those f*king oversight committee assholes.
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A heart, a brain and courage!
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Bush: right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot…
Cheney: dammit all–get me my pills!
Condi: does he know that i lick his shoes clean each night?
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Darth–I hope Mary names the baby “Dick Junior.”
Chimperator–Musta put my boxers on backwards again.
Condiliar–step-together-step.
CHENEY: Dear Lord – Hugo Chavez was right! It’s so sulfurous that I might hurl!
RICE: New war or new shoes? Christmas is such a chore. What to give my husb-
LOL!!!
Fredo: Heh. First thru the door again. I rule!!
Darth: Wha??? I can’t feel a heartbeat!!
Condi: Borinnnggg…I need new shoes…
Bush: Blue Tie, sign of bipartisanship, reaching across the aisle, yeah. Get’m on yur side early, yeah. suckers.
Cheney: there seems to be a spot on my tie, Out out, damned spot… oh. got it.
Condoleeza: why does no one notice my shoes anymore?
Dippy the Wonder Chimp: “So proud… I went potty all by myself. Not like that time at the G-8 conference.”
Darth Cardiac: “No leaks?”
“Oops” Rice: “No leaks.”
Condi: Ewww… where did all those little green boogers come from?
the little dick: heh heh heh… left my boogers under the Oval Office desk…
The Big Dick: must save this booger for bronzing. It’ll make a nice gift for Mary’s baby.
If you have enough ballspin, you could catch the 1, the 6, and then hook for the 7, and not leave a spare.
— Paul in LA
Cheney: Heh, I totally scored that loser’s wallet when he wasn’t looking.
Shrub: Left, …uh…uh…Other left…
Condi: Percodans are kicking in, that’s good. Oh yes, that’s good. My face is frozen.
—Aaaargh
Bush – “Darn, SBD. No bragging rights on that one.”
Cheney – “How do I turn off this pacemaker?!”
Rice – “Must…not…breathe…”
No captions, but is that a wad of cash in Cheney’s hand?
Thank you everyone for making me laugh
GWB: These guys are real downers. Everything is doom and gloom with these two. Can’t they just get a f*king life?
Condi: I’m going to go down in history with this f*king idiot. Somebody, please just shoot me!
Cheney: There goes my 401K – those f*king oversight committee assholes.
A heart, a brain and courage!
Bush: right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot…
Cheney: dammit all–get me my pills!
Condi: does he know that i lick his shoes clean each night?