Answer in the comments. For yourselves, not for me.
1. Nobody kicks my little brother but me.
2. I have written someone a fan letter.
3. Flavored coffee is the devil.
4. I am secretly in love with a presidential candidate, but I fear being hurt again like Kerry/Dean/Clark/Kucinich/Gore hurt me, so I hide my love and am ashamed of it.
5. Shut UP, Bill Maher.
6. Han shot first.
7. I do things that frighten the living shit out of me, but they usually turn out okay.
8. Giving up is the one unpardonable sin.
9. Seinfeld is not funny no matter how many times you tell me that it is.
10. I don’t think becoming my parents would suck.