Your President… Wait For It… SPEAKS!

Today, inWashington, at the Herritage Foundation [time elapsed: 27 minutes; 9/11 mentions: 8].

They Hate Them For Their Freedom

They’re at war with America because they hate what they stand for — and they understand we stand in their way.

The Global War On Plurals Continues

I can’t tell you how important it is to have good centers of thought in Washington, D.C. — people who are willing to look at today’s problems and come up with innovative solution based upon sound principle to solve those problems.

America Is The Only Free Nation

In pursuit of their imperial aims, these extremists say there can be no compromise or dialog with those they call infidels — a category that includes America, the world’s free nation [sic], Jews, and all Muslims who reject their extreme vision of Islam.

In Matter Of Law

Judge Mukasey has a long record of accomplishments in matter of law and national security.

Sword The Man In!

He has not been read into the program, and won’t until he is confirmed and sword in — won’t be until he is confirmed and sworn in as the Attorney General.

Terrorist Operatives And Its Leaders

And so that’s why I put in place in place, under the CIA, a program to question key terrorist operatives and its leaders.

Communism Oppression

Together with a great President named Ronald Reagan, you championed a policy of rolling back communism oppression and bringing freedom to nations enslaved by communist tyranny.

4 thoughts on “Your President… Wait For It… SPEAKS!

  1. Wow! Reagan and the Heritage Foundation rolled back Communism? You see, that’s strange because I distinctly remember the Soviet Union dissolving in 1989 or 90. Reagan wasn’t even in office then. And I don’t recall hearing the name Heritage Foundation being mentioned in any accounts from that time. I do recall the names of guys like Gorbachev and Yeltsin -and wasn’t it the German people who tore down the Berlin Wall? Oh, but I must be mistaken. I mean, Dear Leader and his GOP minions would never rewrite history, would they?

  2. Wow! Reagan and the Heritage Foundation rolled back Communism? You see, that’s strange because I distinctly remember the Soviet Union dissolving in 1989 or 90. Reagan wasn’t even in office then. And I don’t recall hearing the name Heritage Foundation being mentioned in any accounts from that time. I do recall the names of guys like Gorbachev and Yeltsin -and wasn’t it the German people who tore down the Berlin Wall? Oh, but I must be mistaken. I mean, Dear Leader and his GOP minions would never rewrite history, would they?

  3. Not to mention that Stalin so centralized the Soviet government/economy that it was already fatally crippled before that rat bastard died.
    “They’re at war with America because they hate what they stand for — and they understand we stand in their way.”
    I love this one. self-loathing terrorists are at war with us because we seek to increase their self esteem?

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