Your President Speaks!

What an outrage! Chimpy is banned from the annualFoot-In-Mouth competition! Dood is the Barry Bonds of malapropisms.

LONDON (Reuters) – Former England football manager Steve McClaren fought off tough competition from U.S. President George W. Bush to win a dreaded “Foot in Mouth” award on Tuesday from the Plain English campaign.

He was hailed for a supreme example of gobbledegook in talking about star player Wayne Rooney: “He is inexperienced but he’s experienced in terms of what he’s been through.”

George W. Bush came second for “All I can tell you is that when the governor calls, I answer his phone.”

Plain English Campaign spokesman Ben Beer told Reuters: “We thought it was a bit obvious to honour Bush as he comes up with them every day.”

3 thoughts on “Your President Speaks!

  1. hoppy says:

    Battling Bush for that award would be like battling Bonds for the home run hitting title. Strange that both of their last names begin with a B.

  2. joejoejoe says:

    At least the Brits had the good sense to sack McClaren after less than 2 years and didn’t re-elect him. Mourinho for President of the USA! Obama may be “the one” but Jose is “the special” one.

  3. MapleStreet says:

    But McClaren only said that one stupid thing. Shrub keeps up the ineptness several times a day, every day of the year.
    No Contest !

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