Today on Athenae’s Obsession with the Freepi: HUCKABEE FEVER!

Except not really:

The two candidates I detest are Huckleberry and McCain. My worst nightmare may come true. Hillary will be President because we nominated a real loser this time.

Mark my word—Huckabee is a LOSER and so is McCain.


I am sorry the voters in Iowa are nuts…Huckabee give me a break!


The evangelicals in Iowa are, by and large, morons. They thought Pat Robertson would make a good president a few years ago. What is wrong with these people? Huckabee will NEVER get my vote and would NEVER win a general election.


There’s a reason Iowa is said to stand for “Idiots Out Walking Around”.


I beg to differ. Anyone who runs a populist campaign against so-called elites (Huckabee) doesn’t have a clue and is not in line with the GOP party — simple as that.


I’m a, what you call, “Bible Pounder” and for me FRed is the only option…I am baffled that any Christian can’t see through Hucks facade.

As a side note of Huckamadness, Iseriously enjoyed this bit from MSNBC, with reader comment added in at the end:

In an unusual expression of faith at a political party headquarters, supporters are standing in circles, holding hands and offering prayers in the middle of the Huckabee ballroom. They appear to be families with adults and children standing together.


PRAYER WORKS AND BEING A DECENT PERSON DOES TOO, LETS MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO KILL A BABY, LEGAL TO PRAY IN SCHOOL, AND ILLEGAL TO RUN DOWN OUR TROOPS IN A TIME OF WAR. LET THE ANTI CHRIST, BABY KILLERS, AND MILITARY HATERS GO TO MEXICO OR CANADA, JUST LEAVE AMERICA ALONE

Because that’s the Huckavoter in a nutshell.

And I do mean nutshell.

A.

7 thoughts on “Today on Athenae’s Obsession with the Freepi: HUCKABEE FEVER!

  1. caliph garrett says:

    I am sorry the voters in Iowa are nuts
    Wow, check out that mote in your eye. It’s totally larger than the beam in mine! You should do something about that.

  2. sparrow says:

    Nero had his lyre, Huckabee his bass guitar.

  3. pansypoo says:

    oh, i am glad the freepi are not on board.

  4. Jude says:

    So let me get this right:
    Mike Huckabee is a creationist, prays all the time, hates abortion, thinks Jesus’ long-awaited return is imminent, and is a fucking ordained preacher, for fucks sakes.
    This is a facade.
    Fred Thompson works in “liberal” Hollywood, smokes, drinks, is divorced, has a trophy wife, occasionally pays lip service to religious figures, and generally enjoys the life of a wealthy actor.
    This is an authentic Christian soldier.
    I’m so confused.

  5. MapleStreet says:

    Dumb question about the last comment in all caps:
    As I remember the Vietnam era, the military was often criticised by the flower children as being “Baby Killers”. So how would that person simultaneously support the troops while opposing the Baby Killers?

  6. hoppy says:

    Republicans are united only in wanting to pay zero taxes, but gain all of the benefits of living in this country. They endure evangelicals only because it requires that for them to win. And, if Huck is the GOP candidate they will vote for him as soon as he announces more tax cuts.

  7. Paul in LA says:

    “LET THE ANTI CHRIST, BABY KILLERS, AND MILITARY HATERS GO TO MEXICO OR CANADA”
    Revelation 13:1, “I stood on the sand of the sea. And I saw a beast rising up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and on his horns ten crowns, and on his heads a blasphemous name.”
    Yup, secular humanists all right…it couldn’t be more clear.
    On the other hand:
    Anti Christ = GWB
    Baby Killer = GWB
    Military Hater = GWB
    And, he has been to BOTH Mexico and Canada. Somebody get Huckleberry on the red phone, we have a winner.

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