It’s Primary Night … You Know What That Means

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CRACK VAN!

Be here round about 5 p.m.

A.

14 thoughts on “It’s Primary Night … You Know What That Means

  1. Jude says:

    Unfortunately, I won’t be able to ride along tonight. Got other stuff to do.
    You crackers have a good time, though.

  2. Swoosh says:

    Jem & Scout!!

  3. Elspeth R says:

    I still have such a crush on Atticus!!! (and a bit of one on Boo, too!)
    If I didn’t like Boo so much, I would suggest a photoshop of mccain’s face on that pale visage…
    Mmmm, Gregory Peck!
    Elspeth
    (who’s nickname in highschool was “Scout”)

  4. virgotex says:

    I was wishin’ and hopin’ for some crack, but I didn’t want to appear needy…

  5. racymind says:

    Oh well… I will be applying leeches to the sick tonight.
    Have fun.

  6. Elspeth R says:

    (same here, V’tex) 🙂
    elspeth

  7. virgotex says:

    Oh well… I will be applying leeches to the sick tonight.
    not really, right?

  8. BuggyQ says:

    I looked just like Scout as a child. The non-ham-clad version, that is. Same hair, same stubbornness, and I was just as likely to lose my dress.
    Too bad I didn’t grow up to write like Harper Lee. I’ll just have to settle for making bad cloaca puns.

  9. virgotex says:

    Buggy, don’t get Elspeth started…

  10. Athenae says:

    I keep having this idea for, like, a one-act play based on the Crack Vans. It’d be like Whose Line Is It Anyway, crossed with the Rude Pundit. We’d all be standing on a stage in a row, with a giant TV of Chris Matthews behind us, saying HA! and talking about the president’s penis, while we shout things at the audience and every now and again a kitten runs by, chased by a bear with a chainsaw.
    Tell me it wouldn’t be awesome.
    A.

  11. virgotex says:

    I think that’s a WIN for next year’s Eschacon entertainment, A.

  12. pansypoo says:

    i ditched dresses after 1st grade. i never liked them. post scout era.

  13. Elspeth R says:

    “Buggy, don’t get Elspeth started…”
    I didn’t even DO anything!!!
    (goes to the sofa and pouts)
    Elspeth

  14. slim says:

    …every now and again a kitten runs by, chased by a bear with a chainsaw.
    What, no ferrets?

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