First Draft

I don’t know whysomepeople can’t just leta-so-low-I-weep campaign ad art wash over them. I mean the meaning is obvious and logical and nothing more–Obama is a celebrity and that is Bad so McCain hates celebrity and as The Leader, he will do something about it. He may have already started…

Kate and Lance had a nice little romance going until this past weekendwhen…

It was at the conference that Hudson and Armstrong decided to go their separate ways, a source tellsUs.

Andwho was at that conference?

My Friends it would be irresponsible not to speculate…did thepresumptuous John McCain break up Kate and Lance in his war on celebrity?

( seriously now…November can’t come soon enough)