Today on Tommy T’s Obsession With The Freeperati – gorge rising

Good Monday morning, all !
Tony Hendra famously wrote “A walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet.”
Well here, a walk through what passes for souls on Free Republic will slime you in idiocy all the way up to your knees, so double-check those iso suit seals, and we’ll get started.

First up –“Barack The Magic Negro” – what’s the problem with that??

GOP Official Blasted for Distributing Obama ‘Magic Negro’ CD
Foxnews.com (AP) ^| Saturday, December 27, 2008 | AP

Posted onSunday, December 28, 2008 12:28:11 AMbytricky_k_1972
In spite of RNC Chairman Robert M. “Mike” Duncan’s sharply negative
reaction, former Tennessee GOP leader Chip Saltsman said thatparty leaders
should stand up to criticism over distributing a CD with the song. He
earlier defended the tune as one of several “lighthearted political
parodies” that have aired onRush Limbaugh‘s radio show.

“The 2008 election was a wake-up call for Republicans to reach out and
bring more people into our party,” Duncan said in a statement. “I am
shocked and appalled that anyone would think this is appropriate as it
clearly does not move us in the right direction.”

Freepers are shocked and appalled, too – that Michael Steele didn’t appear on the dais eating watermelon, fried chicken, and doing a buck-and-wing while grinning from ear to ear.

div class=”EC_a2″ style=”margin-left: 40px;”>To: tricky_k_1972

“and bring more people into our party”
From what I can tell from this last election, the only people they’re trying to bring into “our party” are liberals.
I wish the Republican party would grow a pair already.

4 posted onSunday, December 28, 2008 12:47:16 AM bynodumbblonde (Apologies: Due to the coming economic crisis, I’ve had to let my tagline go.)

Yep. More crazy and a blacklist (h/t Adam Serwer).
And a pair.
And, of course, more clever political satire like this. Because a white guy calling a black man a Negro in 2008 is even funnier than calling him a nigger or a jiggaboo.
Because when you’re a racist with a smile, it’s satire.

To: max americana
In those immortal words . . .
“F**k ’em if they can’t take a joke.”

11 posted onSunday, December 28, 2008 1:18:10 AM byfilbert (More filbert at http://www.medary.com)

No, fuck you if you think this is a joke.

div class=”EC_a2″ style=”margin-left: 40px;”>To: filbert

Get ready for the next 4 years when the AP will do everything to protect the legacy of their “boy”.
The nauseating, vomit-inducing “shirtless” Obama was just a taste of what’s to come.

12 posted onSunday, December 28, 2008 1:20:15 AM bymax americana

Let’s see: Racial slur “boy” – check.
Obama picture nauseating because it stirred hidden sexual feelings deep inside Max – check.
Obligatory ignorance of English language display by putting quotes around a word that doesn’t require them – check.

To: Bookie1066
My email to Duncan

Oh, this should be priceless.

I was ready to accept your greeting until I read that you criticized
Chip Saltsman and “Barack the Magic Negro.”

I therefore reject your greeting. And please don’t greet me again.

What a wimp you are.
Because of you and others like you in the party I refused to donate to
the RNC.

And now I intend to threaten you by promising to withhold the donations I haven’t been making.

Until the RNC gets some guts and stands up to the communist
dems I will actively campaign against anyone donating to the party.

You’re going to campaign against anyone donating to the RNC? Isn’t that like, the base?

After all the disgusting things people like Chuckie Schumer, Dickie
Durbin, “Pinky” Reid, and others said about Bush and nothing was said
about that.

Remember all the times Dubya was called a Negro?
I don’t recall you standing up for all the nasty stuff said about Sarah Palin. If I am wrong please email me the info.

Yeah, cupcake, I’m sure the head of the RNC has nothing better to do than to mail you “the info”.

And if Michael Steele becomes chairman I will actively campaign that no one donate to the party.

Because he’s a Negro, too.

It’s time the RNC had some spine. When have the commie dems ever
apologized or compromised.

Or used question marks?

I don’t recall but we sure do allow them to
wipe their shoes all over us.
Trust me – I reflect a lot of the grassroots opinion.

And that would be because the GOP grassroots are crazier than a shithouse rat.

We need REAL leadership in the RNC and Steele doesn’t stand up.

Or do the buck-and-wing.
We’ll be replacing Michael Steele with someone who more fully represents the true values of the
non-RINO GOP

LawnJockey

I won’t leave the party but I will work against anyone who does not reflect the values of Ronald Reagan and our constitution.
Remember, we do have a 1st Amendment – freedom of political speech.

26 posted onSunday, December 28, 2008 3:27:18 AM bymombrown1 (PA Coordinatior SAS The Second Amendment is the reset button for the Constitution)

The Second Amendment is the reset button for the Constitution,
because I like to shoot it full of holes.
And fight off the jackbooted thugs of the military from behind my couch one of these days, which is why I’m stockpiling ammo and MREs.
Budda-budda-budda! Boom! Kapow! Ack-ack-ack-ack! Mommy!! Boom! Wolverines!!!!!

(caveat – I’m a gun-owner and even I think these Couch Potato Commandos are ludicrous)

To: johnthebaptistmoore
Political majority?? Why bother that is Democracy.I hate Democracy. It
is mob rule. We had a Republic but lost it. I am so disgusted with
RINOS I could puke.

40 posted onSunday, December 28, 2008 7:18:46 AM byscreaminsunshine (.)

Well, of course you hate Democracy.Your side fucking lost, and that’s how whiners like you view Democracy – as a way toget your way!You’re like that little asshole on the playground who wants to change the rules as soon as you start losing.Well, you’re the minority now, so sit down and STFU !

Man, that felt good.

To: tricky_k_1972
There is one thing that liberals hate and that is being parodied,
satired and made fun of. They know their positions have no merit and
can only succeed by duping the American public (cf the recent election
where “Hope” was what people voted for…is that not ample proof?).
So for the next four years, let’s make fun of, parody, circulate jokes,
draw cartoons, of this lunatic Democrat regime pointing out just how
ridiculous their election was. There is plenty of material to work
with. So let the creative juices flow

44 posted onSunday, December 28, 2008 7:26:12 AM byveritas2002

Oh yeah –that’ll work.
“Conservatives” are already famous for their sense of humor and note-perfect sense of satire.
Witness such recent successes as “The Half-hour Comedy Hour” and “An American Carol”…

By all means, you should attempt to satirize your political opponents, because on the whole, “conservatives” are about as funny as Anthrax, and your humiliation is not quite complete.

Speaking of completing Freeperati humiliation, there’s a lot more richly-deserved ridicule after the jump, so – you know.


Well, how about supporting the troops (a wingnut specialty) a little bit?

Dealing With PTSD

WashTimes ^

| 31 DEC 08
| Robert Van Boven

Posted onWednesday, December 31, 2008 8:50:11 AM byPurpleMan
As we celebrate the New Year and a new beginning for our nation, let
us pray and remember the over 4,200 men and women who perished in
battle in Iraq and Afghanistan, the over 140,000 soldiers who cannot be
with their families at this time, and pledge our commitment to our
wounded warriors so that they may achieve recovery and lead fulfilling
lives.

To: PurpleMan
Bigger problems are BDS, and LSD.

2
posted onWednesday, December 31, 2008 8:55:35 AM
byxcamel
(The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it. – H. L. Mencken)

Yep.
That’s a little bit.

p>What’s in the next drum of toxic sludge?
Ah –Run, suckers, run!‏

Republicans to flee DC for inauguration

The Politico ^


Posted onFriday, January 02, 2009 5:57:31 AM bySub-Driver
Republicans to flee DC for inauguration By: Jonathan Martin January 2, 2009 05:52 AM EST
While
millions descend on Washington for the historic inauguration of Barack
Obama on January 20, some Republicans see it as an occasion to get out
of town.
Out of power on both ends of Pennsylvania Ave and
mostly out of favor on K Street, many emasculated elephants in the GOP
herd will begin the Age of Obama with what amounts to an extended
holiday vacation. Instead of fighting the quadrennial cold and what are
expected to be record-setting crowds, they’re heading out to greener
pastures, with better temperatures, less hassle and more agreeable
company.
“What better way to mark the Obama Inauguration (and
his millions of adoring fans that will be in DC) than to get out of
town to fabulous Las Vegas!” wrote Charlie Spies, a Republican lawyer
and former CFO to Mitt Romney’s campaign in a blast email to GOP
friends. “We hope you can join us for dinner and a fun evening on
Monday, January 19th to celebrate the last few hours of our Republican
president in the White House.”
Spies and his wife Lisa, a
Republican fund-raiser, have gotten about 15 takers so far for this
last supper or, as they billed it in the e-mail, their own “Inaugural
in Exile.”
They’re far from alone. Others will usher in the new
era from the slopes, the islands, the NFL playoffs and even on a
serendipitously-timed honeymoon. Full Democratic control of Washington
may be a bitter pill, but it’s easier to get down from a lodge, beach,
50-yard-line or, especially, honeymoon suite.

Are we gonna stand for this, Freepers?
“I’ll show those faggots that I’m not afraid” (Ochs)

To: Sub-Driver
Out of power on both ends of Pennsylvania Ave
and mostly out of favor on K Street, many emasculated elephants in the
GOP herd will begin the Age of Obama with what amounts to an extended
holiday vacation. Instead of fighting the quadrennial cold and what are
expected to be record-setting crowds, they’re heading out to greener
pastures, with better temperatures, less hassle and more agreeable
company.
It was these very Republicans themselves who created this situation.
I think they should berequired to stay in Washington and attend every single function as punishment for what they have done to us.

9
posted onFriday, January 02, 2009 6:31:24 AM
byPalmettoMason
(“an empty limousine pulled up in front of the White House, and Barack Obama got out”)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
I would not want to be anywhere near that place…I’d be afraid of catching something…

11
posted onFriday, January 02, 2009 6:33:50 AM
bydemocratsaremyenemy

…like Democracy…

And now – our Projection poster child of the week:

To: Sub-Driver
I’m surprised the Fuhrer won’t have his Obama
Youth Stormtroopers round up the Republicans and put them in some sort
of camp for his coronation.

16
posted onFriday, January 02, 2009 6:39:50 AM
byexile
(I will NOT submit.)

…and make them all dothe buck-and-wing!!!

To: Sub-Driver
So the Party of the Stupid is now fleeing for its life.
I can’t stop laughing at this tragicomedy.

22
posted onFriday, January 02, 2009 7:35:28 AM
byGatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)

Nor can I…

Let’s see – what do we have here?
Oh I see – it’s“Leave Bristol Palin alooooone !!”‏

Palin Says New Parents Levi and Bristol ‘Working Their Butts Off’

FOXNews.com ^

| 1/1/09

Posted onFriday, January 02, 2009 9:20:53 AM bySlings and Arrows
Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin says both her
18-year-old daughter Bristol, who gave birth to son Tripp Easton
Mitchell Johnston on Saturday, and fiance Levi Johnston are working
hard to balance schoolwork with their new parental obligations, People
Magazine reported.
“You need to know that both Levi and Bristol
are working their butts off to parent and going to school and working
at the same time,” the Alaska governor told the magazine in a phone
message. “They are certainly not high school dropouts.”
Any
suggestion to the contrary “harms Bristol’s reputation and Levi’s
reputation and their chances for good work opportunities,” Pail said.

Um, yes. Theyare high-school dropouts.
When you’re doing your GED it kinda means that youdidn’t finish high school, you incredibly sorry excuse for a Candidate.

To: Slings and Arrows
It must be supremely difficult For Governor
Pailin(sic) to watch the media establishment attacking her child and
grandchild in a relentless political vendetta against her conservative
beliefs, and against the American middle and lower classes – which
liberal elites detest.
“They” have got the Presidency, the Senate, the Congress.
And yet “they” continue to fire cheap shots at teenagers who choose
to bear babies instead of aborting them, teenagers who choose GED/work
instead of classroom, and anything else “they” would never dream of as
part of their own privileged lives.

8
posted onFriday, January 02, 2009 9:45:10 AM
bysilverleaf
(Fasten your seat belts- it’s going to be a BUMPY ride.)

No – that was a quote from your masturbatory fantasy-girl, not a cheap shot.

This is a cheap shot:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/tripp-levi-johnston.php

Glad we got that settled…

And now, masks off:

To: silverleaf
The American middle and lower classes NEED to be detested; the sickening maggots voted for BO, remember.

10
posted onFriday, January 02, 2009 9:53:38 AM
byMonsieur Poirot
To: Slings and Arrows
I can not judge these youngsters actions as I too was
young and did the deed way too early.However, why were they not using
contraception to prevent this.
That I do not get.

11
posted onFriday, January 02, 2009 9:53:45 AM
byGUNGAGALUNGA

They weren’t using protection because your God told them it was a sin.
And you’re going to Hell for asking that question, although you might get off on a technicality – since there’s no question mark after your sentence, perhaps God might not see it as an interrogative, and not notice that you’re contradicting His word.

But don’t count on it.

To: Slings and Arrows
And they’re not married either.

18
posted onFriday, January 02, 2009 10:14:09 AM
byonedoug

Since when did that ever matter to Republicans? I mean, since they started getting busted in bathrooms in in hooker havens…

To: SolidWood
“Waiting for the pinhead brigade to bash her for using the word “butt”.”

It’s not appropriate language for someone in her position.

19
posted onFriday, January 02, 2009 10:14:12 AM
byladyjane

To: ladyjane
sadly, you are right.

21
posted onFriday, January 02, 2009 10:16:27 AM
bytioga
(Rejoice, our Savior is born.)

Yeah – she shoulda said “asses”.

To: ladyjane
The brigade has arrived. I guess you were equally
dismayed at Cheney telling “to f*ck off” and Bush flipping the bird,
right?

22
posted onFriday, January 02, 2009 10:17:55 AM
bySolidWood
(Sarah Palin – Everything that is Sweetness and Light!)

Watch it, ladyjane – that’s a trick question!

Well, let’s move on the to one bright spot in their lives – one people who they cannot stand (Jews) bombing the crap out of another people they cannot stand even less (Palestinians) – it’s:Plane Crazy!!

Has Israel’s Government Decided to LOSE the Gaza War?

Jerusalem Post/Yidwithlid ^

| 12/2/08
| Yidwithlid

Posted onFriday, January 02, 2009 9:47:31 AM byShellybenoit

If Israel should have learned ONE lesson during the “Second War in
Lebanon” it was YOU CANNOT win a war by bombing alone. Yet after a Week
of bombing this seems the strategy of the Olmert Government AGAIN.

Will
Israeli succumb to the growing pressure from the EU and the UN and a
NEW president of the US who is NOT pro-Israel? It seems that way. hey
are seriously considering a cease-fire that brings thing back to the
status quo of early December, Israel’s hands will be tied, Hamas will
be free to fire rockets. This will leave Hamas to humiliate Israel as
Hizbullah did before. Israel cannot afford another “tie” like the War
in Lebanon, with its loss in deterrence AND international credibility
and an increase in violence.

To: Shellybenoit
… YOU CANNOT win a war by bombing alone.

Sure you can. Use nuclear bombs.

2
posted onFriday, January 02, 2009 9:51:57 AM
bypnh102
(Save America – Ban Ethanol Now!)

Well, that’s a typically intelligent Freeper idea – nuke Gaza!
Let’s see how that would shake down, shall we?

Let’s see – most attacks are coming from the area northeast of Gaza city, so we’ll use that as Ground Zero.

For a 20MT device:

Thermal radiation radius (3rd degree burns) : 39.8 Km.
Air blast radius (widespread destruction) : 19.4 Km.

That should take care of the pesky issue of Ashkelon getting the odd mortar shell any more, since none of the residents or the biuldings they live in will survive.
Ditto Ashdod, Gan Yavne, Quiryat Mal’ akhi, Quiryat Gat, Bene Avish, Gedera, Yavne, Bet Shemesh, and of course, Jerusalem.

Yep – that oughta do it.
Freepers are well known for their brilliant strategic thinking.

Well, that should hold everyone until next week’s Pre-Inauguration Special.
I’ll be here to bring you the Freeper reaction to non-appearance of the last-minute birth certificateDeus Ex Machina :

Exploding head

Ta, everyone!

Tommy

4 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession With The Freeperati – gorge rising

  1. left rev. says:

    Tommy T, I have a feeling you are not posting the most fetid depths of this cesspool. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for that. Sufficient unto the day is the bullshit thereof.

  2. MaryRC says:

    I can’t thank you enough for that somethingawful link! Too funny.

  3. mdh says:

    Republicans must be delicious, ‘cuz they’re eating their own again.

  4. MapleStreet says:

    Dumb Question: Have the Freepers compared the distance from the Golan Heights to Gaza with the distance of “instant vaporization” from a nuke?

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