(805): i can totally tell he’s high. he’s having a conversation with my dog.
(713): Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was
scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so
dark. I hate Louisiana.
(570): She said I was really immature but whatever…oh by the way we
just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
(513): so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just
said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
(586): Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
(650): Um…I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
(1-650): You’ve kissed worse.
(1-650): You’ve kissed worse.
I can’t tell if this stuff makes me nostalgic for my twenties or glad they’re over.
A.
I, for one, was much easier to amuse when I was in my 20s.
Went to that site, and the first few I read made me miss my twenties. I kept reading and got over it pretty quick.
Fuck I’m making a bong right now, who you kiddin’? : )
I have resisted going to that site…can’t afford the time suck I know it would be. The excerpts I see posted on blogs are HIGHLY entertaining though, so I figure I’m seeing the best.
“I hate Louisiana.” And they texted out the whole name of the state, instead of using LA?
i don’t think i had those 20’s. somewhere i went 15 to 40.
Here’sanother new Bash.