Headline of the day:Drunk badger disrupts traffic.
Honestly, it’s not even about Wisconsin. We must be slipping.
how man cherries does a badger have to eat to get drunk?
What does the badger breathalyzer look like, I’d like to know?
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I love the innovative solutions the police had: poke it with a stick. Having seen badgers and wolverines while hiking, I can’t say that “poke it with a stick” was the first thing that came to mind when confronted with those vicious beasties.
But given the picture at the top of the post, I must add my obligatory:
The German motorists all banded together to say “We don’t need no stinking drunk badgers!!!”
😉 Oh, the irony – a badger w/the ‘runs’ who wouldn’t budge…
I thought Badger was the sober grumpy one. It’s Toad who causes all the trouble.
I can only imagine how the badger felt:
“Fuck you. Fuckers. Come ooon. Lessss fight. On Wisconsin OOOONNNN WISCOOOO … *HICCUP* … NNSSIIINNN dah dah dah dah daaaah. Make me get off Regent Street … or wherever the hellzz I am. Germinnny? That’s ssssouth of Wisconsin, right? Oh shiiiit. I’m sooo drunk. Ok, come on. Lessss fight. I swear to god *HICCUP* if I could see jusss one of you, I’d kick your … *SNOOOOOOORE*”
Maitri, you are a trip
I love the innovative solutions the police had: poke it with a stick.
To be fair, this is standard police procedure when dealing with drunks of all species.
They should have tried playing some House of Pain. It probably would have woken up and uttered something like, “Shit, its the 4th qtr already?”
Bad day for that badger. Not only busted for public drunkenness, but he lost his red and white sweater, too.
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