Like this, but the ribbon would be made out of pubic hair. Just because.
Come on, man. You make your living reporting on what other people say at barbecues and cocktail parties. I’d tell you to grow a pair, but, you know, that would insult women and eunuchs everywhere.
Grow the fuck up, Joe.
butbutbut the choad is on teevee MORE! so he must be better.