p>Good morning, everyone – you know, Freepers and fail go together like porta-potties and pumping stations. I’ve lined up some drums of toxic Freeper waste that have “Fail” stamped all over them, so let’s suit up and pry them open, shall we?
Let’s see – the first one’s marked “Sooper-sekrit Mooslim Fail”…
Grayson says “…Republicans will try to ban bacon.”
WDBO Radio ^| October 9, 2009Posted onFriday, October 09, 2009 10:38:59 AM byGoldStandard
This is Alan Grayson discussing health care on the floor of the House on 10/8/09.
Alan Grayson: “If the President has a BLT tomorrow, the Republicans
will try to ban bacon.” He sends a message to Democrats: No one elected
Olympia Snowe President of the United States. And he sends a message to
Republicans: No one cares about your feelings.
To: GoldStandardSeriously — has anyone ever seen Hussein eating bacon?To: GoldStandardOur muslim president can’t eat pork…“Alan Grayson: “If the President has a BLT
tomorrow, the Republicans will try to ban bacon.” He sends a message to
Democrats: No one elected Olympia Snowe President of the United States.
And he sends a message to Republicans: No one cares about your
feelings.”REPUBLICANS WOULD NEVER BAN BACON…BESIDES, A MUZZIE LIKE OBAMA WOULD NEVER EAT BACON…PING!!!!
Has anyone ever seen Dear Leader eating pork?
Hmmmmm.18 posted onFriday, October 09, 2009 10:44:16 AM byNaughtiusMaximus (Hey, O’Riley! I’d rather be a CRACKER than a CASPAR.)To: GoldStandardSorry, but the President would NEVER eat a BLT sandwich.
Because MOSLEMS DON’T EAT BACON.26 posted onFriday, October 09, 2009 10:50:23 AM byIslam=Murder (Hitler hated his Jewish side, Omoslem hates his white side.)To: GoldStandardIf the President has a BLT tomorrow…
Nothing like starting with a ridiculous premise, bacon isn’t halal…
Give me a break, B. Hussein ZerO will not eat bacon.Of course a Dhimmicrat is worried about a threat to pork.
37 posted onFriday, October 09, 2009 11:30:00 AM bySlings and Arrows
One of their favourite memes, this is.
Here are the results of a 0.14 second Google search :
From the menu for theWhite House Secret Service Barbecue, Friday, October 9, 2009:Task Force Tomato Salad
Heirloom tomatoes from the Kitchen Garden, with microgreens and Bee Hive Honey Lemon Vinaigrette
The Beast
Quarter-pound hamburgerswith bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, jalapeno on toasted whole wheat bun, Secret Sauce.
p>Lots more fail after the jump, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..


Or if Muslim, why did he invite the cop and professor to his home for a beer?