Now I’ve heard everything: Washington Wizards forward Caron Butler has bravely gone where no NBA player has gone before.He’s admitted to being addicted to<drum roll> Mountain Dew.That’s right, that super sweet, super nasty, super caffeinated soft drink, which is also used as paint thinner in remote areas around the globe. Not only that but Butler has broken out in a very strange rash:
I was able to give up cigarettes after one try. I’ve tried many times to give up drinking Diet Dew with no success. I’m trying again next month.
Caffeine addiction is a bitch. When I was in the hospital I inadvertently went without coffee for five days and the resulting headache had me begging for death.
Dew, though. Ew.
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I don’t mind being addicted to caffeine but the thought of Dew makes me wanna, well, spew.
cherry mountain dew YUMMY. like the off-brand dew better. but i am drinking less fizzy drinks.
Dew is a most excellent mixer for whiskey. You can take the boy out of southern Iowa, but…