The Spirit Of The Hostilidays

I’m proud of my First Draft colleaguesBuggy Q andVirgo Tex for feeling the spirit of the season: hostiliday style. I’m sureTommy T will catch on soon since the tune he posted was genuinely horrendous. There’s some concern that mom may take the keys to the blog away but she’s the one who brought me aboard so I’m sure she knew what she was getting into. If not, she’s in for it now: bwa-ha-ha-ha…

The NOLA bloggers and our Scout have been indulging in this custom for several years. The videos have ranged from the well-done but offensive to traditional cheesiness to amateurish ineptitude. The key to the conflict is a ruthless dedication to bad and/or cheesy holiday clips: Liprap specializes in horrible chanukah tripe. During the hostilidays, crap is golden. Hmm, sounds like a repeat of the Bush administration…

Anyway it’s time to link you to some of the shit my colleagues have thus far thrown up against the virtual wall in the hope that some of it will stick:Oyster;Ray Ward;Loki the Ohio monkey boy;Liprap;Maitri.

Additionally, any non-NOLA or non-First Draft blogger who wants to play, have at it. You can either post a link to your vile video in a comment here or email me at the address in the upper right hand corner of the blog. Btw, the war *always* ends inconclusively with *everyone* claiming that they “won.” I contend that I won in 2007 with the uber offensive, but hilarious, Bob Noxious classic, Fuck Off, Santa.Others demur but they’re fucking wrong…

Finally, what’s a hostiliday post without a bad video? This is a feeble amateur Aussie version ofThe 12 Days Of Christmas, which is a pretty shitty song in its own right:

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7 thoughts on “The Spirit Of The Hostilidays

  1. BuggyQ says:

    Mmmmwah, Adrastos. This is one holiday tradition I can embrace wholeheartedly. But now I’m gonna have to work to find more…Mr. BuggyQ isn’t exactly prolific. 😉

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  2. Sophmom says:

    Oooo… nice shot, darlin’. EWWWWW.

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  3. Adrastos says:

    That’s Mr. Buggy Q? I am, for once, speechless..

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  4. Hey, I shared the 12 Drinks of Xmas the other day…

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  5. BuggyQ says:

    Mmm-hmm, Adrastos. I go by a pseudonym not to maintain my reputation in meatspace, but to maintain my reputation *here*.
    Luckily, this was *intended* to be a ridiculously bad holiday video…

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  6. liprap says:

    Last year, my husband got sucked into it, leaving all sorts of YouTube land mines in his wake. This year: the WORLD.

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