Friday Ferretblogging: Aftermath Edition

Someone in the crack van, I think it was M31, asked if ferrets smell. Yeah, they do. If you don’t clean their cage and you don’t clean their litterbox and you don’t swap out the bedding and blankets they sleep in, they smell. Like any animal, really. So once a day the litterboxes get cleaned, once a week the laundry gets swapped out, and about once every couple of months or whenever I feel like giving them a rockin’ good time, the boys get a bath.

You’re not supposed to bathe them too much or put heavy, perfume-y sprays on them; it actually makes things worse because the crafty little buggers will overcompensate by becoming even filthier, and it dries out their fur and makes them upset. I will never forget the woman who brought her son’s REEKING ferret into the shelter to surrender him and told us, quite seriously, “I bathe him everyday, but he still stinks.”

Bucky, Puck and Riot are mostly just put in the tub to splash around a little while and then, when they start trying to clamber out, I give them as much of a towel-dry as I can handle and let them dry themselves off on the floor:

Some people blow-dry them. Why deny them all that fun?

A.

11 thoughts on “Friday Ferretblogging: Aftermath Edition

  1. Adrastos says:

    A wet ferret is obviously a ahppy ferret.

  2. mass says:

    “Bucky, Puck and Riot”
    The fuck?! You named them after the Palin kids?!

  3. Elspeth Ravenwind says:

    FUN!!! 🙂

  4. mothra says:

    I like the burrowing method in particular.

  5. pansypoo says:

    except for the litter box. cats are self cleaning. at a rummage sale a woman bought our super cheap bathroom rugs for her ferrets.
    did you tell the woman the ferret stank CAUSE of the baths?

  6. MapleStreet says:

    Thinking of their wild relatives, do ferrets voluntarily swim?
    And thinking of my cats, is blow-drying ferrets as much fun as using a blow dryer with cats?

  7. I didn’t smell them in the van at all! lol

  8. PurpleGirl says:

    My friends who had ferrets used cedar chips in their boxes along with towels. The towels and chips were changed weekly. That seemed to keep the odor under control quite well.

  9. MapleStreet says:

    Purple Girl, I don’t know about ferrets, but I do know that cedar chips can set off bad respiratory reactions in a lot of small mammals. So I’d do some research on that.

  10. GentillyGirl says:

    There is a pine-brand of litter that I used years ago for catz. Costly, but it was good.
    Haven’t seen here in NOLA.

  11. pansypoo says:

    i miss cedar scoop.

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