Today on Athenae’s Obsession with Giving Tommy a Break

While Tommy’s taking some well-earned downtime from the Freepi and their crazy, Jude and I are spending the whole afternoon cackling overthese lunatics who are losing their shit because Laura Bush doesn’t think women who have abortions should be burned at the stake. A sampling of the choicest responses:

I hate to say this, but it makes me doubt whether Bush was really
pro-life. (Don’t forget, he wanted bra-burning leftist Harriet Miers on
the USSC.)

I thought the line on Miers was that she was a slightly dippy lightweight with an awkward crush on Laura’s husband, not a liberal firebrand. Appoint Miers, Obama!

I never expected Laura Bush to turn into Megan McCain.

Me either:

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Meghanmccain

All those deviant proabortionists should be aborted.
Same sex screwing is no marriage.

One thing I can’t get, they are aborting kids on the way, and then
couples that can’t have a kids have to go to Russia and buy products of
alcoholics and other no goods.

Howbout matching those two parties, save money and pedigree.

24th trimester abortions for everyone! And same-sex screwing! And Russian children! And

Vodka

Laura Bush always carried herself with such grace and extended such
kindness toward others, and kept silent (as it should be) about such
things. Now we’re going to have to put up with her running around the
country extolling the virtues of depravity and infanticide. And she’ll
carry weight no doubt…think of the young women who have admired her
and now…well Laura Bush thinks it’s ok to murder my baby…Laura Bush
thinks sodomy is fine.

The only thing holding most people back from their dreams of sodomy is the perception that Laura Bush would disapprove. Thank God that yoke has now been lifted.

I think she is aligned with her somewhat left leaning daughter, Jenna,
for sure. They wrote a book together. And Barbara has travelled in
poverty stricken countries which often equates with lib in training.

It’s so much easier to be a nasty conservative smuggie when you don’t have to, you know, SEE any of those filthy poor people and catch compassion cooties from them.

Why are kids disposable for women if they dont want them, but a financial liability to men if they want them.

You cant have the kids in your life but you get all the bills.

These ideas are fundamentally barmy.

Why does a Mans feelings have no position in the law when it comes to abortion?

Oh, its that old “My Body Thing”

Whoever divorced this man, thank you on behalf of all womanhood for belching him back out into the dating pool.

Why did she pick this moment to enable the TURD Obama?

Maybe influenced by the fallen spirits of this age, all fattened up with the innocent blood of the unborn.

I’m taking the Twilight books away from you until you calm down.

She is probably the reason why George did not go down the Florida and physically carry Teri Shiavo out of her death trap.

Yes. I’m sure that was it.

I haven’t been on the Sodomy threads in years …

Whoa, when did the Sodomy threads start? Guys, you’re supposed to tell me where the party is!

A.

9 thoughts on “Today on Athenae’s Obsession with Giving Tommy a Break

  1. whet moser says:

    have to go to Russia and buy products of alcoholics and other no goods.
    I do not think that “products” really helps his argument.

  2. MapleStreet says:

    So after all that Bush did, what is finally gonna bring him down in the freeper mind is that he didn’t divorce Laura?

  3. pansypoo says:

    NO NO, stay out of the swamp!

  4. Kevin says:

    Laura Bush thinks it’s ok to murder my baby…Laura Bush thinks sodomy is fine.
    I expect to see this on a T-shirt in the French Quarter.

  5. montag says:

    Oh, my goodness. Harriet Miers is a “bra-burning leftist?”
    To these morons, Robert Welch must have been a commie symp…
    Miers was nominated for one reason, and one reason only. Having her on the court was a way of keeping Bush’s ass out of jail and reputation out of trouble. It was a purely defensive move on his part (and not a very clever one), and yet, these doofuses prefer to see it as some horrid ideological about-face.
    Isn’t it about time for these people to be sticking their tongues in the electrical socket to see what electricity tastes like?

  6. Kibitzer 2006 says:

    Well, it’s a great effort, but it ain’t Tommy T :).
    Nonetheless, thanks for the effort.
    –Kibitzer

  7. Tommy T says:


    Tommy

  8. AnneS says:

    “Whoever divorced this man, thank you on behalf of all womanhood for belching him back out into the dating pool.”
    You certainly have a way with words! I laughed out loud when I read this.

  9. virgotex says:

    Laura Bush thinks sodomy is fine.
    “Fine” as in okay or “fine” as in ‘Jesus God, that was some FINE sodomy!’?

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