Lone Star State Dumbassery

Winger Texas Congressman Joe Barton apologized to BP this morning for the “shakedown” aka the compensation escrow account.The GOP leadership is shitting itself, Barton has apologized for the apology and Robert Gibbs jumped down Barton’s throat and punched his tonsils. Fun times in our nation’s capital:

11 thoughts on “Lone Star State Dumbassery

  1. MapleStreet says:

    Nothing like defending a foreign corporation that has defiled the Gulf Coast and wrecked American jobs.
    (Obviously, I think the GOP contortions are more fear of the image they will get with the people rather than a case of the morals).

  2. pansypoo says:

    somebody wants a new $$$ job.

  3. Michael says:

    Barton bows down before BP…and apologizes for America.
    But not a peep from Liz Cheney. Go figure.

  4. cosmosis says:

    Fellow Texass gooper, Louie Gomer is looking on with envy at Barton thinking: “Why couldn’t it be me kissing BP ass?!?!?!”

  5. mothra says:

    I am surprised Barton could actually utter an apology, what with all the BP execs’ cocks stuffed down his throat and all.

  6. MapleStreet says:

    So mothra,
    are you saying the top kill and junk shot were actually procedures to be used to stop congress critters from talking? 😉

  7. joejoejoe says:

    I don’t think the job of fluffer pays all that well but that appears to be what Barton is aiming for. When even BP is disgusted by your attempts at giving a handy you are a pretty sad excuse for a human being.

  8. Oh, SNAP!
    “Top Corporate Donor to Barton Is Partner of BP on Deepwater Horizon”
    I know y’all are shocked!

  9. M. Bouffant says:

    Ha! Barton has nowretracted his retraction/apology!!

  10. BlackSheep01 says:

    Have y’all seen the video of Joe Biden’s response to Joe Barton?
    It could not be more perfect. Could. Not.
    ATHENAE — You gotta see this.
    One of the slickest bloodlettings ever. Joey the Shark, indeed.

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