Winger Texas Congressman Joe Barton apologized to BP this morning for the “shakedown” aka the compensation escrow account.The GOP leadership is shitting itself, Barton has apologized for the apology and Robert Gibbs jumped down Barton’s throat and punched his tonsils. Fun times in our nation’s capital:
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Nothing like defending a foreign corporation that has defiled the Gulf Coast and wrecked American jobs.
(Obviously, I think the GOP contortions are more fear of the image they will get with the people rather than a case of the morals).
somebody wants a new $$$ job.
Barton bows down before BP…and apologizes for America.
But not a peep from Liz Cheney. Go figure.
Fellow Texass gooper, Louie Gomer is looking on with envy at Barton thinking: “Why couldn’t it be me kissing BP ass?!?!?!”
I am surprised Barton could actually utter an apology, what with all the BP execs’ cocks stuffed down his throat and all.
So mothra,
are you saying the top kill and junk shot were actually procedures to be used to stop congress critters from talking? 😉
Forgive the blogwhorebut I thought this was hilarious…
I don’t think the job of fluffer pays all that well but that appears to be what Barton is aiming for. When even BP is disgusted by your attempts at giving a handy you are a pretty sad excuse for a human being.
Oh, SNAP!
“Top Corporate Donor to Barton Is Partner of BP on Deepwater Horizon”
I know y’all are shocked!
Ha! Barton has nowretracted his retraction/apology!!
Have y’all seen the video of Joe Biden’s response to Joe Barton?
It could not be more perfect. Could. Not.
ATHENAE — You gotta see this.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2010/6/17/877114/-Joe-versus-Joe
One of the slickest bloodlettings ever. Joey the Shark, indeed.