John Kerry: EVERYBODY’S Boyfriend

This time it’s over for good, Kerry.

A.

ps. And come pick up the box of shit you left in the closet.

7 thoughts on “John Kerry: EVERYBODY’S Boyfriend

  1. Kevin says:

    Can Wonkette just take a time achine back to 2006? Reading that tortured attempt at being snarky is like watching someone with artificial hips do the Macarena.

  2. Adrastos says:

    I’ve been known to be a bit on the snarky side but that pure dumbassery. Kerry a sore loser? Since when?

  3. Jude says:

    I thought it was pretty good. Dude, they’re on Kerry’s side.
    If he’s shitting in the closet, though, you gotta cut him loose.

  4. Adrastos says:

    Well, we can’t all be as awesome as you are Jude…
    When’s the next installment of your awesome exploits?

  5. Jude says:

    I’m workin’ on it, brother. Finally had to break down and get a new computer, so I’m transferrin’ and settin’ shit up.

  6. virgotex says:

    are you saying Miss Kerry is a goer?
    been around?
    we ask you knowingly…

  7. pansypoo says:

    lurch redeeming himself?

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