99 Problems and Sharia Ain’t One

GOD, just calm down.

This is like flag-burning. None of this is EVER going to be enough of a thing that anybody has to worry about it. As compared to, say, the economy melting down. At least the immigration crazies make an attempt to connect their fear of the coming brown menace with the fact that your factory owner told you to fuck yourself, you’re not getting your pension. They don’t succeed if you’re paying attention, but at least they give it a whack.

What on earth … I just do not understand the fear of Islamic domination, I guess. I mean, if Sharia was so fucking fantastic, why would people who could live under it be here? For the sheer pleasure of taking over a country that any day now is gonna donate itself to Goodwill? Our native cuisine certainly isn’t anything to write home about, a lot of our people have kind of been dicks lately, there aren’t any jobs, hockey season hasn’t started yet, this Juggalo thing seems to be going away after a summer in which we were hilariously all fascinated with it and if last night is any indication, House is really going to suck this year. I do not see the appeal to a bunch of empire-minded Islamic militants. Too much fucking work for not enough reward.

But hey, if it keeps us from talking aboutthe Republican grand plan for repairing all the stuff I just listed above, I suppose it’s worth it.

Apparently it is supposed to be a ‘hilarious’ response to the 67 page real jobs plan put out by his opponent, Democratic candidate Tom Barrett. Because nothing says “I take the plight of the unemployed in my state seriously” like a childish, idiotic, PR stunt. The “I’m a total prick” factor in this Walker guy is just off the charts.

Do the Republicans proof or even spell check something like this or do they just figure nobody who votes for them would notice or care?

Scott, please see me after class.



6 thoughts on “99 Problems and Sharia Ain’t One

  1. Gingrich’s sole motivation, aside from personal aggrandizement, is to put liberals in a defensive position. If you’re explaining, you’re losing. Of course, it helps that he can say pretty much anything short of “Obama is a child molester” without suffering ANY repurcussions in terms of media exposure.
    Hell, he might even be able to get away with calling Obama a perv, as long as it draws the proper ratings or at least a certain demographic. On the other hand, anyone giving Newt a taste of his own medicine would get permanently barred from The Village and/or the various talk shows and pundit promotion opportunities within nanoseconds.
    TPM noted in another post that Newt’s idiocy is underscored by the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment; that said, I came across this today which suggests the same idiocy would put US businesses at a competitive disadvantage as well as wreaking havok on the personal lives of those who might have married foreign spouses
    I keep thinking Gingrich et al should be attacked specifically for being shallow and stupid, and that the argument should be made that it’s no longer right versus left, BUT intelligent versus shallow and stupid; unfortunately, I think the media would again basically blacklist anyone threatening their guaranteed Gingrich demographic…

  2. Oh and the best response I’ve seen to this Newt Gingrich nonsense was someone (can’t remember who now) who pointed out we already have a constitutional amendment banning Sharia Law which Newt being such a busy man might not have heard of it’s called the FIRST AMENDMENT and it goes like this: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”
    Oh, snap!

  3. In the Proud State Of Oklahoma we’re not going to wait for the Feds. We’re going to amend our constitution now to ban this Sharia stuff. Because we don’t have 99 other more important issues than this.

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