Yeah, it’s the current Administration’s stimulus plan: targeted tax cuts, deficit reduction, deregulation. Did they loan the ax to Newt after cutting Medicaid benefits, or what?
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When life gives you Newt, make Newticles.
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“…Mr. President? The calls are coming from inside the House. THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!”
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Newtini time.
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Thought balloon over woman: “I’m gonna use this on Newt if he touches my ass one more time!”
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White Witch and Chief Dwarf vow to preserve eternal winter in Narnia.
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Newt, considering his current spouse: “Hmmmm, a new way to hack off the latest hag…”
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Newt Honie, have any of your wives ever told you that you are overcompensating for your insecurities?
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Is that axe from Tiffany’s?
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“You’rescaring people with that smile, Lorena!”
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Dwarfed by Newt’s ego, but much sharper.
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damn. look out narnia.
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“Alternatives to Botox? Ask me how!”
Tommy
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Yep, got it at Tiffany’s while the wife picked out jewelry.
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“Let them eat generic snackcakes!”
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Yeah, it’s the current Administration’s stimulus plan: targeted tax cuts, deficit reduction, deregulation. Did they loan the ax to Newt after cutting Medicaid benefits, or what?
When life gives you Newt, make Newticles.
“…Mr. President? The calls are coming from inside the House. THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!”
Newtini time.
Thought balloon over woman: “I’m gonna use this on Newt if he touches my ass one more time!”
White Witch and Chief Dwarf vow to preserve eternal winter in Narnia.
Newt, considering his current spouse: “Hmmmm, a new way to hack off the latest hag…”
Newt Honie, have any of your wives ever told you that you are overcompensating for your insecurities?
Is that axe from Tiffany’s?
“You’rescaring people with that smile, Lorena!”
Dwarfed by Newt’s ego, but much sharper.
damn. look out narnia.
“Alternatives to Botox? Ask me how!”
Tommy
Yep, got it at Tiffany’s while the wife picked out jewelry.
“Let them eat generic snackcakes!”