I haven’t decided ifRick Perry is the worst Presidential candidate since his fellow Texan Phil Gramm or if he’s just the worst debater ever. I have decided, however, that he’s dumber than former President Beavis: the latter could at least remember his own talking points.
The pre-election GOP farce has been very entertaining but it’s time for them to do what they always do: nominate the guy who came in second the last time. They may not love Mitt Haircut but he’s going to be their standard bearer. I will, of course, miss Cain and Perry and the other no-hopers but their time in the spotlight is waning.
So, Rick this tune is dedicated to you: