We’ve been captioning Newt a lot lately so it’s time to take on Mr. 13/9%:
Goddammit, where’s Juanita? Fuck this Presidential run bullshit. No job is worth the humiliation of domestic labor.
Mitt, when they talk about laundering your money they don’t… oh, never mind. You’re doin’ great, champ.
“Are you sure Tide works on the magic undies? Shouldn’t we be using Joy on them?”
“So hard to find good help these days in border states…”
By the time the spin cycle kicks in, this fucking dog will re-think the whole “let’s shit on the roof of the car” act.
Okay, now, remember, bras don’t go in the dryer, or Ann’ll kill me.
Is it him actually doing laundry and just being “caught” by the press by accident, a planned photo op, or photoshop.
Only your maid knows for sure.
Picture initially posted by one of his sons via the Tweeter Tube.
The new Tide! It gets your shirts whiter than a Republican primary voter.
what the…? mitt. honey. I really appreciate the help, but you can’t put the dishes in with the clothes…there’s another machine for those.
What is that on the wall in front of him? A teleprompter?
Laundering money is a hell of a lot easier!
Oh shit, this isn’t a Koch Bros. product!
you mean the little people actually do this with their underwear after they wear it?
Remember, Republicans know best how to separate the whites and the coloreds.
SEE! i can be one of you 99%!
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