Democrats for Archbishop Santorum

It was fun while it lasted: the fleeting notion of Democrats crossing over to vote for Santorum. Some did but not enough to beat Mittbot. I talked to a customer from Ann Arbor who early voted for Senator Sweater Vest because he wanted to “fuck up the Romney bandwagon.” It’s not much of a bandwagon for a man with a Cadillac at every McMansion.

On to the post title. I’ve been trying to bestow an ecclesiastical title on Santorum for quite some time and decided that an arch-conservative should be an Archbishop. It’s hard to imagine the Pope or a Cardinal in a sweater vest, after all…

Santorum may be a raving lunatic and religious fanatic but he has a pulse. The pundits keep telling us that Romney has show more humanity but there’s no there there. He is who he is and unlike Archbishop Santorum, he’s not Opus to Dei for…

Now that I’ve used (misused?) that horrid pun, I shall retire for the night…

7 thoughts on “Democrats for Archbishop Santorum

  1. filkertom says:

    This morning, Macacawitz on Eschaton mentioned Saint Rectum.

  2. someofparts says:

    but that was a real good pun

  3. joejoejoe says:

    I’m pretty sure that Strategery Voting thing never works. People have a hard enough time voting for reals. I early voted in Chicago yesterday and had to figure out more than 20 judge races and figure out 3 people to run the billion dollar water district. My head still hurts. And I think Romney has almost zero upside and no ability to grow on people so I’m not sure why people are playing trickster to trip him up. It’s like trying to get the other team to pinch hit for their pitcher.

  4. Snarki, child of Loki says:

    Not quite as good as “Cardinal Sin”, but it does bring to mind an image of Santorum oozing all around his Archbishopric.
    *shudder*

  5. adrastos says:

    @Snarki: Rim shot, baboom.

  6. The Lodger says:

    “Saint Rectum” – sounds like Bob Kerrey’s quip, “Latin for ‘asshole’ “.
    Also, to quote a guy over at Charlie’s place who had a few other aliases for The Frothy One:
    Sanctimonium
    Snottantrum
    Pius XIII

  7. eigentliche Tätigkeit des seelischen Apparates äußert, kann dann in
    Aber wie! Die Dame war nicht Luise von
    Protestantismus und noch weit mehr als den Atheismus zu verabscheuen.

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