Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Newt Gingrich Death Watch edition

Well, folks – other than the never-ending Freepathon, Jim (I’m all in for Newt Gingrich) Rob has been MIA for weeks now.

Maybe he’s too depressed after this:

Live Thread: GOP Primary election results (WI, MD, DC)
April 3, 2012

Posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 7:24:56 PM bynewzjunkey

Fox News &CNN are projecting Romney wins MD in their banners.

Santorum wasn’t on the DC ballot.

Wisconsin polls close at 8pm CDT/9pm EDT.

1 posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 7:25:04 PM bynewzjunkey
Kibitzer, be a pal and grab some more popcorn please? Southern Beale – more wine? We’ll just watch this one from outside the iso chamber, I think.

To: FlingWingFlyer

Why do we give them 19 delegates? I mean, I can understand throwing them a bone and giving them 6, but 19 is just plain ridiculous when the GOP candidate can’t break 20% in anawesome year.

“You keep using that word…”

They make Hawaii look competitive.

9 posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 7:46:14 PM byRecoveringPaulisto
“Recovering Paulisto”? If he recovered from being a Ron Paul supporter and is now for Newtie, he may wish he had stood on principle.
Or on a stepladder.

To: newzjunkey

The republican party is half past dead and if we don’t get a blood transfusion ASAP, it’s over. romney will never beat oscumma in a million years. This is sickening.

10 posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 7:47:09 PM byMestaMachine (obama kills)

To: newzjunkey
I live in the People’s Republic of Maryland. Hit the polling place after work at about 1830 –the place was like a tomb.
Considering the average age of the GOP electorate, what did you expect? Mardi Gras?

I cast my vote, and I don’t mind telling you that I voted for the Newtster.
And I don’t mind telling yo uthat you threw your vote away. And you dimrods don’t have a lot of them to spare.

When it came to the Senatorial candidates I didn’t even recognize any of the names except two – one a nutcase named John Kimble – I voted against him and for Mr. Douglas. I understand Romney has projected winner in the presidential contest.

As I have said before on this forum, I will not vote for that RINO sonofabitch in the general election!

13 posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 7:49:17 PM byConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 – St. Michael the Archangel defend us in Battle!)
To: MestaMachine
We are doomed.
You were doomed the moment you embraced The Southern Strategy as a political tool. It’s just taking longer for you to die off than I had originally thought. But you’re getting there.
Witness the death of the grand old party and the birth of a new moderate to liberal republican party vs a left-wing radical democrat party.
America will never rebound in my lifetime and this is the legacy we are leaving our children and grandchildren. Memories of a once great nation being brought to it’s knees.I don’t know which feeling is stronger…sadness or anger.
18 posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 7:56:31 PM bykatiedidit1 (“This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever.” the Irish)

How about stupid? Does stupid work for you?

To: MestaMachine
The republican party is half past dead and if we don’t get a blood transfusion ASAP, it’s over. romney will never beat oscumma in a million years. This is sickening.

By virtue of these Romney wins (and probable eventual Republican nomination), the GOP is giving Obama his second term on a silver platter. Everyone I talk to sees it the same way. Romney is NOT anyone’s first choice and people are disillusioned with the apparent John McCaining of conservatives for the second time in a row. This is republican party suicide and everyone can see it except the elites who are forcing this candidate down our throats.

You’d rather have Santorum shoved down your throats? Yuck.

May God help America out of this potential disaster.

21 posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 8:01:46 PM byMamaDearest
It appears like the electorate is starting to take a stand and make a solid choice to defeat Obama. They almost unanimously said that it is now more important to get behind a candidate soon, and to not delay or hinder the nomination.

Why do I get the feeling that’s what you wanted all along. So what’s your real name, Rove?

25 posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 8:04:46 PM byKenny
To: Kenny

I don’t give a damn what you think. The problem with your side is, you were warned that supporting Santorum would guarantee a Romney win. Well, guess what…? We all lose.

32 posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 8:10:14 PM byPSYCHO-FREEP (If you come to a fork in the road, take it…)
I see that the Newticles and Saint-orums are still busily pointing fingers at each other over Romney’s tawdry inevitibility,
Good. Gives them something to do during the General besides vote.

To: MamaDearest

It’s high time for a third party, but the GOP talking heads in the news media will do their darndest to keep party-line Republicans in line with their usual talking points and scare tactics.

“Let’s change the GOP from within!”

Riiight. It’s not like the establishment holds the reins of power or anything.

And 17% (at best) of the electorate will magically unelect/unseat all of them and march proudly on to victory!

I love this place.

“But a third party will never win!”

Romney will never win, either, but we’re supposed to vote for him.

“But a third party will split the vote!”

Good! It’s time for the Republicans to go the way of the Whigs.

And time for “conservatives” to go the way of the Know-nothings.

What did caving to the establishment get us in ‘08?

Pandering to the screwball right via putting a simpleton up for Veep who had to be advised of the difference between WWI and WWII is now “caving to the establishment”?? Fancy that.

What did it get us in ‘12? Will 2016 be any different?

35 posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 8:11:06 PM byCato in PA (1/26/12: Bloody Thursday)

Then it is time for Romney to get out of the race. He can’t win.

38 posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 8:13:14 PM bymuawiyah

To: parksstp
I’m kinda partial to this one:



He called Obama a “dictator”, and he just now referred to Romney as an “etch a sketch”.

56 posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 8:26:58 PM byAmericanInTokyo (Our Fearless Leader, Jim, Should “Release” Freepers to Support Santorum as Final “Anti-Romney” ASAP)
To: AmericanInTokyo

The greatest Santorum line was hitting Romney. He has got the crowd fired up. His bashing Obama and Romney ismost excellent.


He is also revisiting Republican Party history, its failure to win elections by nominating MODERATES—as controlled by the Leadership vanquishing the conservative grassroots. Great speech! Packed House.

62 posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 8:30:13 PM byAmericanInTokyo (Our Fearless Leader, Jim, Should “Release” Freepers to Support Santorum as Final “Anti-Romney” ASAP)
When you have everyone who voted for you in that state in one room, of course it’s gonna look crowded.
But it’snot a Packed House.
Thisis a Packed House:
Just sayin.
Much more, including new additions to the RINO ranks after the fork in the road…

Thread continues:

I think Fox already projected Romney for WI. Is that right?

Yeah, Drudge has it closer. The real election in WI I want to win is Governor Walker this June. I will drive up from Illinois to campaign for Governor Walker and fight the union thugs from hell!!!

No you won’t. You’ll sit on this board and piss and whine and take it up the tailpipe.

Scott Walker is the Governor I wish we would have in Illinois. Instead we have a crook from Chicago…

74 posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 8:39:37 PM byDengar01 (Go Bulls!!! Go Blackhawks!!!)
Maybe you can drive up to Illinios and…wait, whut?

To: katiedidit1

I feel the same way. The impending demise of the GOP is reflective of that of America as we know it.

Remember how tall we stood when Reagan led the country for those eight great years? What a blessing it is to have experienced that wonderful era. God bless President Reagan for that final brilliance as the Shining City on a Hill. We were never the same once he left office.

So go dig him up.

But what a great run we had…

80 posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 8:43:10 PM byScottinVA (A single drop of American blood for muslims is one drop too many!)
Great run?Great run????
You greedy dumb fucking collective heads of hammer – what you did is turn the country over to the plutocrats to plunder and destroy.
You put a turbo-charger under the hood so you could drive the economy off the cliff faster.
What you did was to sow the seeds of destruction for the middle class in America.
Don’t tell me you had a “great run”, you slimy cretin.

To: conservative98
Exactly. Santo and his crew were warned of this after SC to get out to make it a two person race. Some folks have to learn the hard way.

What BS! Newt went down in flames all on his own. Rick surfaced just when we thought we were stuck with Romney and gave us another chance.

Don’t know what your game is but stop trying to blame people for deserting Newt, he deserted us.

105 posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 9:04:20 PM byKenny
Are you still here?

To: Ingtar

“If Santorum had dropped after South Carolina, Romney would have clinched by now.”

This Primary contest was over the night the votes in Florida were counted.

The rest of this has just been media kabuki for the stupid.

109 posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 9:08:02 PM bytcrlaf (Election 2012: THE RAPTURE OF THE DEMOCRATS)
And just guess who “the stupid” are?

To: MestaMachine
Well if Newt’s got any tricks up his sleeve I’m counting on him to play them when it matters most. Otherwise Romney guarantees Obama win and we are surely done. I’ll be using my time then to hunker down firm with family members and determine how we can secure ourselves best with what’s to come. Cause Obama will move fast and hard.

Never thought I’d want to leave this country but with Obama at the helm I could do so easily…but where? Too much unrest worldwide. But we’re already seeing wealthy people planning just that.

113 posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 9:15:38 PM bycaww
Ever see buzzards take off in a flock after they’ve picked the carcass clean? Same thing. And they did itwith your help, you dumb fuck.


Sister in law moved to Baha mexico last fall.Fully self sustaining compound.

125 posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2012 9:26:03 PM byjustrepublican (Screaming like a “Vexatious requester” at a Wellstone memorial…)
Yeah – I’m surethe Narcos will be sutably impressed.

OK – damage is done here – let’s move on.
Next up –Allstate and Sears – COMMIES!

AllState, Sears Join List Of Advertisers Announcing No More Ads On Limbaugh
Mediaite ^ | March 5, 2012 | James Crugnale

Posted on Monday, March 05, 2012 6:02:37 PM byFree ThinkerNY

The furor over Rush Limbaugh‘s controversial comments directed at Georgetown University law student Sandra Fluke has lead to advertisers dropping his eponymous radio program. 12 advertisers, including Sleep Number, The Sleep Train, Quicken Loans, Legal Zoom, Citrix, Carbonite, ProFlowers, AOL, Bonobos, Sears, and Allstate Insurance have pulled ads from the program, and/or distanced themselves from the show, either permanently or temporarily, ThinkProgress’s Adam Peck reports.

“Allstate’s advertising purchase strategy has not included the Rush Limbaugh Show,” the company wrote in a statement on their Facebook page. “Earlier today, we responded to inquiries about our advertising relationship with the show by stating we did not advertise on or sponsor it. As radio listeners notified us that they were hearing Allstate ads during the show this afternoon, we contacted the vendor that arranges for our advertising placements and discovered that an error had been made and advertising time had mistakenly been purchased for the show.”

1 posted on Monday, March 05, 2012 6:02:44 PM byFree ThinkerNY
I hereby call for all Freeperati to throw their Sears barbecue grilles into a pile and torch them in protest, and then ram their cars into each other head-on at top speed to teach Allstate areallesson.
That’ll show them.

To: Free ThinkerNY

You mean the Sears that is closing their stores all over the place?

Ha. Sounds like they can’t advertise anymore- not want to.

6 posted on Monday, March 05, 2012 6:07:31 PM byNachum (The complete Obama list at
Let’s just say they’re trying to slow down their decline and leave it at that, shall we?

To: mountainlion

I guess I’ll be cancelling my Sears account tonight.

14 posted on Monday, March 05, 2012 6:10:08 PM byCarmichaelPatriot
Does Wal-Mart carry your brand of colostomy bags?

To: Free ThinkerNY

Of old, I would have fought tooth and nail to defend Limbaugh against the panderers to leftists.

But since he himself has pandered to them and to the establishment by trying, indirectly, to nudge Newt out of the picture, I’m not in any hurry to defend him now.

19 posted on Monday, March 05, 2012 6:12:55 PM byreasonisfaith (Or, more accurately—reason serves faith. See W.L. Craig, R. Zacharias, Erwin Lutzer, and others.)
Rush Limbaugh – RIN – oh, never mind.

To: Free ThinkerNY

This is really good news now some of the two or three hundred national companies waiting for ad slots during Limbaugh can get their ads on.


Those who have cancelled will be sorry. Rush single handedly saved a little technology known as AM Radio. I hope he will decide to save newspapers next.

26 posted on Monday, March 05, 2012 6:17:01 PM bycquiggy
To: Free ThinkerNY
This is a high tech lynching and destruction of the First Amendment.
28 posted on Monday, March 05, 2012 6:19:44 PM byUncle Slayton
Funny – I thought it was that vaunted “Free Market” that you yobboes are always on about?
And I have two words for you imbeciles – Dixie Chicks.
How does it feel?

To: Free ThinkerNY

I’ve had my Sears account for 30 years.

Too bad the 10 or so years of life you have left won’t be enough to undo the commerce you gave those communists.

Oh well.

34 posted on Monday, March 05, 2012 6:22:35 PM byjersey117 (The Stepford Media should be sued for malpractice)
To: eyedigress

Well, if the Black Panthers show up at the competition stores and stand on the sidewalk slamming their night sticks into their palms, I guess exercising our freedoms will be a little harder.

38 posted on Monday, March 05, 2012 6:25:10 PM byTruthSlayer
It’s the darkies, I tells ya! They’re ruiningeverything!!

To: Free ThinkerNY

Yawn. Advertisers advertise because they want more business.

There will be other advertisers who will want to advertise.

49 posted on Monday, March 05, 2012 6:32:40 PM byF15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
Next up –this just kills me!

U.S. official: Bales to be charged with 17 counts of murder ^ | 3/22/12 | Larry Shaughnessy,

Posted on Thursday, March 22, 2012 7:07:43 PM byColdOne

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Army Staff Sgt. Robert Bales will be charged with 17 counts of murder and six counts of assault and attempted murder related to a March 11 shooting spree in Afghanistan, a senior U.S. defense official said Thursday.

The charges are expected to be announced Friday. The official could not explain why the count is now 17, when 16 have been reported killed in the incident.

Bales’ lawyer, John Henry Browne, told CNN that he did not respond to leaks and that he would not comment before seeing the charges against his client.

1 posted on Thursday, March 22, 2012 7:07:49 PM byColdOne
To: ColdOne

maybe one of them was with baby

2 posted on Thursday, March 22, 2012 7:09:34 PM byal baby (Hi Mom)
Killed an unborn child – but it was a potential muzzie.
Tough call.

To: ColdOne
Did they search the houses for terrorist training manuals?
Nope – just this:

I bet EVERY house has a book instructing them to MURDER US in any way possible!


3 posted on Thursday, March 22, 2012 7:11:11 PM byrawcatslyentist (Mohammedan law every woman must belong to a man will delay the end of slavery until Islam has ceased)
To: al baby; ColdOne

Maybe the government realized they screwed the pooch with no evidence collected concerning the 16. So they just made one up concerning someone else.

This Bales is my hero.

8 posted on Thursday, March 22, 2012 7:18:34 PM bybigheadfred
His heros have always been psychos.

To: ColdOne

If true, Bales needs to be executed by a firing squad.

11 posted on Thursday, March 22, 2012 7:24:50 PM byMinorityRepublican

To: ColdOne

“Shoot straight you bastards, don’t make a mess of it.”

32 posted on Thursday, March 22, 2012 8:23:48 PM bydfwgator (Don’t wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
Oohh! ABreaker Morant reference! How fitting.
Exactly how did that Boer War thingy end up, anyway? I can’t remember…
To: peteyd

Major Hassan is STILL awaiting trial, but this guy will be tried and convicted in a New York minute.

Something real damn fishy here.

49 posted on Thursday, March 22, 2012 9:42:50 PM byTexas resident (Hunkered Down)
Except for the fact that Hassan snapped and killed a bunch of fellow soldiers on his base, and Bales snapped, left base, and killed a bunch or unarmed civillians (including women and children), they’reexactly the same!
Time for one more –Paul Ryan – RINO!!

Rep. Paul Ryan endorses Mitt Romney
The Hill ^ | March 30, 2012 | Justin Sink

Posted on Friday, March 30, 2012 7:23:23 AM bytrue believer forever

House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan (R-Wisc.) is expected to endorse Republican frontrunner Mitt Romney before Wisconsin’s GOP primary next Tuesday, according to media reports.

Ryan would be the latest in a string of high-profile endorsements for Romney this week, as party leaders have increasingly coalesced around the former Massachusetts governor’s campaign. The Wisconsin lawmaker would join popular freshman Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) and former president George H. W. Bush in signaling support for Romney this week.

Ryan just endorsed Romney on Fox and Friends.

1 posted on Friday, March 30, 2012 7:23:27 AM bytrue believer forever
Exploding head

To: true believer forever

And he used the “it’s time to coalesce around a nominee”, “this has been such a brutal primary season”, “if we take it to the convention… blah blah blah..

First DeMint, now Ryan. Oh where have you gone Tea Party, where have you gone?

2 posted on Friday, March 30, 2012 7:25:19 AM bytrue believer forever (If Newt is good enough for Sarah, he’s good enough for me!)

To: true believer forever

I think Obama is going to win and he is going to have coat tails. A lot of People who dislike Obama will just stay home, because they will dislike Romney more.

5 posted on Friday, March 30, 2012 7:28:25 AM byClearCase_guy (Like Emmett Till, Trayvon Martin has become simply a stick with which to beat Whites.)

To: Diogenesis
I don’t friggin’ GET this … everyone’s endorsing Romney.

You’ve GOT to be correct about that paid endorsement crap, but …

why are people we respect taking the bribe if that’s true?

I don’t get it, I tell ya’ .

10 posted on Friday, March 30, 2012 7:31:49 AM byknarf (I say things that are true … I have no proof … but they’re true)
Let me explain it to you in terms you can understand,

To: true believer forever

The Tea Party got infiltrated by the “Purity Caucus”


and ended up bouncing off and tripping up all of the good and exciting candidates or running off when the Rom smear machine got going.

Now we have pure bulls*it to work with.

36 posted on Friday, March 30, 2012 7:54:01 AM byVanDeKoik (If case you are wondering, I’m supporting Newt.)
When youstart with bullshit and simmer it down to a fine reduction, you have bullshitau jus.

To: Vaquero
no one here hates anyone more than they hate zer0bama

Do you think that Free Republic represents the entire US?


I know many Independents. They might vote Dem, they might vote Repub. They don’t really follow politics; they are somewhat apathetic. These are typical Americans.

The people I know, mostly, don’t like Obama. He hasn’t fixed the economy and he hasn’t gotten us out of Afghnistan. But at least he’s not a nasty, two-faced, flip-flopping Mormon like that guy Mitt Romney!!!!

You and I see Obama as the worst possible choice. I assure you that many Americans do not agree.

41 posted on Friday, March 30, 2012 7:57:30 AM byClearCase_guy (Like Emmett Till, Trayvon Martin has become simply a stick with which to beat Whites.)
Ban him.

To: Timber Rattler
If Romney is the nominee, then I’m writing in Sarah Palin’s name.

Palin will end up endorsing, supporting and campaigning for Romney too. And she will tell anyone who wants to write her name in that the idea is silly and not to do it. Palin doesn’t want your vote. She’s chosen to be a paid political commentator rather than a political candidate.

38 posted on Friday, March 30, 2012 7:56:18 AM byLongbow1969

To: Longbow1969

When Palin endorses Romney, I’ll sit back and watch more freeper heads explode.

You and me both.

Kibitzer and I have a side bet about whether the Freepathon will start running non-stop immediately, or next quarter.

Then I will crawl over broken glass to vote against Obama.

63 posted on Friday, March 30, 2012 8:12:50 AM byMercat

To: knarf

we’re being pragmatic.I’m a Sarah Palin supporter but she’s not running. Then I was for Herman Cain and we know how that worked out. Newt has flamed out on me as well,

Sucks to be you.

so I’m left with the only choice of supporting romney. I don’t especially like it but he’s 100000% better than the racist communist we currently have.

77 posted on Friday, March 30, 2012 8:22:03 AM byJeff Vader
To: Yashcheritsiy
Tricking the rank-and-file base into infusing a little fresh blood into the Washington GOP-E.

There has to be more than that to it – there has to be –I worked my heart and soul out in 2010 – I mean everything I had.


that is what got me involved in this presidential election. If what you say is true, I am not sure what that will mean to me…

79 posted on Friday, March 30, 2012 8:25:06 AM bytrue believer forever (GO NEWT! On to Tampa – hang tight – we can do this!!)
It’s means thatyou’ve been had, Gertrude.

To: true believer forever
Damaged goods.This is going to hurt Ryan when he runs for president in a few cycles.

It certainly does not make me think better of Romney. It just takes Ryan down a couple notches in my eyes. I will not vote for Romney. Not today, not tomorrow, not in November.

92 posted on Friday, March 30, 2012 8:36:15 AM byso_real ( “The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.”)
Aren’t theyadorable?
See you guys next week.
Oh – did I tell you I got a new little duck?
It seems so –fragile.

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12 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Newt Gingrich Death Watch edition

  1. Razor Eddie says:

    by so_real ( “The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.”)
    Wait, the Congress does what now?
    That tag line was so awesome that I had to enter the phrase into the Great Gazoogle.
    The first result was “Fake Quotations”
    The second result was “Fake History”
    Almost all the other results were wingnuts touting the quote.
    These really are small-town folks, simple hard working people, the salt of the earth.

  2. Archy says:

    Wow TT. You’ve been BUSY! Straining the sewage, so to speak.
    (Ducky probably has phtalates, so maybe we’re doing you a favor…)

  3. azportsider says:

    Well, RE, I prefer to think of them as the santorum of the body politic, but that’s just me.

  4. montag says:

    The hilarity really does continue unabated, doesn’t it? Mr. Jim Rob has probably been out of commission these past weeks because he’s got his head in his oven.
    It will only take him a few more weeks to figure out that he’s got to turn the gas on.

  5. Razor Eddie says:

    AZ, I guess my reference wasn’t as widely popular as I thought.
    The original quote is:
    These are small-town folks, simple hard working people, the salt of the earth… you know, morons.

  6. MapleStreet says:

    As usual, I can’t get more than a few lines into your Freeper report before my head explodes. This time:
    “I didn’t even recognize any of the names except two – one a nutcase named John Kimble – I voted against him and for Mr. Douglas.”
    So here is this knowledge-filled commentator on FR telling them what to do. Yet s/he hasn’t even kept up with the news enough to even know the names of their candidates for Senate? Yet they still cast a vote. And of course their sig line is puncutated by numerous military references.

  7. Dee Loralei says:

    Thanks Tommy T!

  8. thebewilderness says:

    That was the bit that struck me too, Maple Street. The freepers consider themselves the informed Republican base but they have no idea who is running for the nomination of their party to represent them. Criminy!

  9. Greywolf says:

    Thanks, Tommy, for venturing into the morass of insanity!

  10. MarcD says:

    I can’t remember where I heard it, but the best line for Newt I have come across is, “Maybe someone should tell him that the Republican Primary has cancer – he will be gone in a flash.”
    The Primary reminds me of that scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade where they keep sending henchmen into the trap and the henchmen keep getting their heads whacked. Essentially the Freeperati are doing the same with their anti-Mitt candidates. Next up!
    Remember when they all extolled the virtues of Citizens United? And it took less than a year for it to bite them in the ass.

  11. Tommy T says:

    Glad you guys liked this one – it’s why I do it (other than being afforded the opportunity to say “fuck” on the internets).

  12. mazareth says:

    Hey Tommy T,
    Thanks yet again for doing this. You’re a stronger man than me! I just went on to FR for the first time out of a morbid sense of curiousity. It’s like a time capsule. The site looks like something from 1995. How can a website looking like that cost $92K a quarter to maintain.
    Jim Rob has a really great grift going!!

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