Ooh, Republicans are upset that Republicans look like bad ideas now:
On the Sunday talk shows, senior Republicans, former Romney surrogates and prominent conservatives piled on their defeated presidential nominee for telling donors that he lost because President Obama bought off minorities and young voters with “gifts.”
“It’s nuts,” said former House Speaker Newt Gingrich on ABC’s “This Week.” “I mean, first of all, it’s insulting. … The job of a political leader in part is to understand the people. If we can’t offer a better future that is believable to more people, we’re not going to win.”
Rumored 2016 presidential hopefuls in the party saw an opportunity to distance themselves from Romney.
“I absolutely reject what he said,” said Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal on “Fox News Sunday.” “We as a Republican Party have to campaign for every single vote. If we want people to like us we have to like them first. And you don’t start to like people by saying their votes were bought.”
And I have a solution here. If you don’t like being a Republican anymore because you don’t like standing next to smelly, sticky people at parties and getting their cooties, then don’t be a Republican anymore. Because until you started losing elections, you didn’t have a problem with any of this at all.
Until it started costing you at the ballot box and the piggy bank, until people started to cross the street to get away from you, you were absolutely fine with being the party of racists, sexists, general jerkbags, warmongers, vulture capitalists, ignorant-ass ‘necks and everybody who’s vaguely creeped out every time they overhear someone speaking Spanish in the grocery store.
That’s your base. It’s been your base for four solid decades. Mitt Romney ran an entire convention appealing to exactly those people, and you said dick. You were fine with it as long as he was gonna win the election according to Karl Rove’s super-secret math. Then he went out there and lost, and was pissed about it, and said slightly more bluntly that I BUILT THAT, and magically it was beyond the pale and demeaning to the future of your magnificent party.
“It’s been well said that you have a political problem when the voters don’t like you, but you’ve got a real problem when the voters think you don’t like them,” said conservative columnist George Will on ABC’s “This Week.” “Quit despising the American people.”
Considering you made your bones penning mash notes to Ronald Reagan, who had zero problems pointing out classes of people to be despised, this is a bit rich. But Reagan was charming when he did it, unlike glum old Mitt, and he won elections, so that makes it okay.
The entire RNC was about ownership, about owning a business and taking responsibility for it. Yet the minute the election went the way everybody but that unskewed polls asshole knew it was going to go, Republicans were torching the place on their way out. They owned Mitt Romney wholly, and would have done so if he’d won. They shouldn’t be able to get away from him in his loss.
7 thoughts on “The Ownership Society”
See, this is what happens when you don’t read Coleridge in high school.
Of course, your first quote is of Gingrich who has a rather idiosyncratic idea of the great society.
Not to mention the man I will never forget as being responsible for so much of the current counterproductive rancor in politics (see Republican Lexicon and being the most inventive of manipulating the congressional rules to stall any and everything – both aimed at hamstringing Clinton).
And the 2016 campaign has already begun. (AAARGH. Can’t we have a campaign free month where they actually get something done?) Endorsements are already out for Pallin and H. Clinton.
pepsi. must suck to be pepsi.
Hillary vs. Caribou Barbie? Only if God is truly benevolent!
While we’re debating the theoretical possibility that the repubs might try to become less bigoted to win over voters, it appears that the repubs are still screaming to be heard as racist, sexist, and if possible bigoted against persons born on other planets.
Bill O’Reilly has been inventive enough to blame African American, Latino, and Female voters at the same time as he pushes the meme that the traditional America that we know is lost to all these interlopers:
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