Immigrants Will Breed an Army for the GOP

Boy, do I ever miss the Bush family’s political opinions:

“Immigrants create far more businesses than native-born Americans, over the last 20 years,” Bush said. “Immigrants are more fertile, and they love families, and they have more intact families, and they bring a younger population. Immigrants create an engine of economic prosperity.”

Um. Okay. Even granting Jeb’s point, that all “immigrants” (by which he means Mexican immigrants, though this used to be said about the Irish, too) fuck like bunnies and will overrun the earth, how does it then follow that all our new baby U.S. citizens will be Republican?

What he’s really saying is that white upper-middle-class liberal women have been ruined by feminism and no longer want to breed for the Reich, and non-“immigrant” women don’t have intact families, because they all chose single motherhood, welfare, and possibly “bling.” Compared to those whores, immigrants’ values are more closely aligned with the GOP.

Except for how they most likely consider themeslves human, and not breeding pairs in a lab.


3 thoughts on “Immigrants Will Breed an Army for the GOP

  1. Old school Republican WASPs used to pop ’em out like PEZ. Prescott Bush had 5 kids, George H.W. had 6. It’s only this latest generation of Bushes that is merely Replacement Level Fertile*.
    *no reliable data available on how many children Neil Bush may have fathered while traveling on “business”

  2. OTOH, their priests will tell them to vote GOP or be damned for all eternity if they vote for a babykiller, and like the nonimmigrant sheep they will do as they are told.

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