Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Aqua Buddah Strikes Back edition

Morning, all.

You know that there is no love lost between the Freeperati and the Rand Paul contingent, right?

I mean, “Randroid” is the nicest thing the rank and file have to say about him.

Well – this came bubbling up from the political cesspool that is CPAC:

Rand Paul wins 2014 CPAC straw poll, Ted Cruz finishes a distant second
The Associated Press ^ | 03-08-2014 | Stephen Dinan

Posted on ‎3‎/‎8‎/‎2014‎ ‎4‎:‎52‎:‎54‎ ‎PM by PaulCruz2016

Sen. Rand Paul demolished his competition in the 2014 Washington Times/CPAC presidential preference straw poll on Saturday, winning 31 percent of the vote — nearly three times the total of second-place Sen. Ted Cruz.

Mr. Cruz’s 11 percent was still a big improvement for the freshman senator, who won just 4 percent in last year’s straw poll. Neurosurgeon Ben Carson was third with 9 percent and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie was fourth with 8 percent in results that signal growing discontent with the GOP establishment in Washington.

Indeed, CPAC voters now have an unfavorable view of Republicans in Congress, with 51 percent saying they disapprove of the job the GOP is doing on Capitol Hill. Just last year the GOP had a 54 percent approval rating, and in 2012 they held a 70 percent approval rating.

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Rand Paul: 31%
Ted Cruz: 11%
All the other losers (Christie, Bush): less than 10%
1 posted on 3‎/‎8‎/‎2014‎ ‎4‎:‎52‎:‎54‎ ‎PM by PaulCruz2016
Please note the poster’s handle.
I’m almost afraid to look.
Almost.
To: PaulCruz2016

So the Ron Paul cultists turned out for Rand.

3 posted on ‎3‎/‎8‎/‎2014‎ ‎4‎:‎55‎:‎28‎ ‎PM by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males—-the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: PaulCruz2016

How many Paulestinians did they bus in?

4 posted on 3‎/‎8‎/‎2014‎ ‎4‎:‎55‎:‎36‎ ‎PM by 2ndDivisionVet (I will raise $2M for Sarah Palin’s next run, what will you do?)
“Paulestinians”? That’s a new one.
To: PaulCruz2016

After hearing about the background of those attending CPAC I am not sure I would ever support such a group. I wondered why Ted needed to be at such an event but he has to touch all the hands in his run for president. I just hope he remembers where he came from when he makes it over the top.

8 posted on ‎3‎/‎8‎/‎2014‎ ‎4‎:‎58‎:‎23‎ ‎PM by Hostage (ARTICLE V)
Ted Cruz? “Over the top”?
That ship sailed so very long ago…
To: PaulCruz2016
Rand Paul: 31%

Legalized pot gathered more support than Rand.

14 posted on ‎3‎/‎8‎/‎2014‎ ‎5‎:‎02‎:‎19‎ ‎PM by itsahoot (Voting for RINOs is the same as voting for any other Tyrant.)
…and is a lot more fun.
To: PaulCruz2016

This is meaningless, half the voters were under 30 years old. That is a group who don’t show up at the polls.

Also, the Paul’s push legalized marijuana which may account for Paul’s popularity with the Pothead vote.

I like Ted Cruz, but he doesn’t inherit Pauliacs.

16 posted on ‎3‎/‎8‎/‎2014‎ ‎5‎:‎04‎:‎24‎ ‎PM by Zenjitsuman (New Boss Nancy Pelosi)
“Pauliacs” (writes down in notebook)
To: PaulCruz2016

I sure wouldn’t be crowing over this…Romney one (sic) the 2012 CPAC straw vote

29 posted on ‎3‎/‎8‎/‎2014‎ ‎5‎:‎12‎:‎29‎ ‎PM by Nifster
Ouchie.
To: PaulCruz2016

While I prefer Cruz on top

BrainBleach

I think its going to take both of them to win.

36 posted on ‎3‎/‎8‎/‎2014‎ ‎5‎:‎17‎:‎39‎ ‎PM by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
OK, Freepers. What’s the real reason you hate the Paul-bearers so much?
Immigration stance?
Pot proponency?
To: Zenjitsuman
26 posted on 3‎/‎8‎/‎2014‎ ‎5‎:‎10‎:‎30‎ ‎PM by 2ndDivisionVet (I will raise $2M for Sarah Palin’s next run, what will you do?)
Oh.
Never mind.
To: PaulCruz2016; All
Indeed, his (Rand Paul’s) father, then-Rep. Ron Paul, won the straw poll twice on a similar libertarian-minded message, though he struggled to translate that support into votes when it came to primaries and caucuses.

GOOD!!! CPAC can choose the little punk all they want, but, thank God he still has to win the votes of the American people in the Primaries; which he WILL NOT do. It would be easier for me to forgive Rand Paul for raping a nun easier than I can forgive him for endorsing, and campaigning for, Mitch “The Bitch” McConnell. I will never forgive him for that, and I will never vote for the little political whore. NEVER!!

168 posted on ‎3‎/‎8‎/‎2014‎ ‎8‎:‎41‎:‎48‎ ‎PM by Din Maker (If Ted Cruz gave Rand Paul one of his balls, they’d both have one.)
More apauling pie-fights after the jump..