So these little animals called stone martens were ripping up Audi cars, and I applaud that, because there is a 100 percent crossover between Audi drivers and assholes.
That being said, this is cute as hell. The company hired some ferrets to find out what exactly about their cars tasted delicious:
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Ouch! You couldn’t have left the tiniest of wiggle room, like 1% maybe?