Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Amusing Grace edition

Good morning, gentle people! Thanks for helping me wade through the oldest drums of Freeper toxic waste last week – now we can get to some more current hazerdous material. I have a pack-O-CPAC pallet in the back still, but that’s for next Monday.

Let’s suit up and take a look, shall we?


First up – Birther Boogaloo!

Even Tea Party favorite Allen West wouldn’t support investigation of Obama’s eligibility

Coach is Right ^

| 4/5/13
| George Spelvin

Posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 10:39:13 AM by Oldpuppymax

Tea Party favorite former US Congressman Allen West admitted to
investigator Lt. Mike Zullo that political expediency was more important
to him than supporting the investigation of Barack Obama’s eligibility
for office. “I would really have to think about this, but I don’t think
so,” West said in response to Zullo’s question: “Would you support an
individual that steps forward to bring this (document fraud) to the

The officer heading up Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Cold Case
Posse investigation went to the Conservative C-PAC enclave with radio
talk host Carl Gallups to tell any and all listeners about the criminal
law enforcement probe of birth certificate document fraud. (1) Zullo
described his conversation with West as a face to face, direct on
conversation with the Tea Party favorite to whose political campaign so
many trusting Americans gave their hard earned dollars.

The retired Lieutenant Army Colonel said to Zullo that spending his political capital…

posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 10:39:13 AM
by Oldpuppymax
OK, Freepers – this is Allen Fucking West!
You know – the other black guy you like.
Maybe now you’ll drop this stupidity and slowly back away from it.

To: Oldpuppymax

This is great news to all the trolls and haters at FR!

posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 10:41:34 AM
by treetopsandroofs
(Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just “The Great War” and “Roosevelt’s Wars”.)
Um –

To: Oldpuppymax
Zullo told West, “I can’t tell you who Barack Obama is,” to which West replied, “You get the tin foil hat label.”West feared the ridicule of being called a Birther.

Then, don’t bother calling me for donations. Don’t bother calling me for any reason.

I’ve learned that how people handle the little things in life is a good
predictor of how they’ll handle the big things. I thought West might be
one of the good ones, but now?

I wish I could believe him and his concern for justice for Benghazi victims and casualties, but I guess I don’t now.

What have you done for me lately, Mr. Politician?

posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 10:52:05 AM
by GBA
(Here in the Matrix, life is but a dream.)
Distracted you and kept you from staring up at the rain with your mouth open until you drowned?

To: Oldpuppymax

Well, spending one’s political capital on something that is going
to go nowhere, even though it should go somewhere, is probably not a
very wise way to spend one’s political capital.

What is more worrisome than his fraudulent identity is the fact that
America has elected this bum twice, and is likely to replace him with a
psychotic bag lady.

posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 10:58:25 AM
by chris37

To: Oldpuppymax

Political capital or personal ambition? Just another joker wrapping himself in the mantel of conservatism for personal gain.

posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 11:02:03 AM
by Hotlanta Mike
(“Governing a great natiorn is like cooking a small fish – too much handling will spoil it.” Lao Tzu)
Well, at least they’re consistent.

To: Oldpuppymax

West can go to hell!!

posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 11:03:36 AM
by dalereed
I told you guys – we’re doing CPACnext week.

To: Oldpuppymax

The rhinocerous is crapping in the punch bowl. And yet, the band plays on. (Kiss America good-bye.)

posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 11:19:42 AM
by faithhopecharity

To: Responsibility2nd
>>>So What? I’m a die-hard birther and I agree with Col.
West. Obama’s eligibility has been investigated for the last 7 year

Me too. Want to make him look even more sympathetic? Unfortunately
nobody cares and that lack of caring will backfire into sympathy. That
is the sad, cold truth.

Those here who think it will achieve
anything are the same ones that thought Obama would lose by 20. They are
not living in the [sad] real world…but on an island.

posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 12:32:12 PM
by NELSON111
And thus endeth the lesson.
More after the jump to Keynya..


Next up – it’s Sluts Redux!

Judge Orders F.D.A. to Make Morning-After Pill Available Over the Counter for All Ages


| 4/5/13
| Pam Belluck

Posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 7:44:24 AM by SoFloFreeper

A federal judge has ruled that the Unites States government must make
the most common morning-after pill available over the counter for all
ages, instead of requiring a prescription for girls 16 and under.

decision, on a fraught and politically controversial subject, comes
after a decade-long fight over who should have access to the pill and
under what circumstances, and it counteracts an unprecedented move by
the Obama administration’s Health and Human Services secretary who in
2011 overruled a recommendation by the Food and Drug Administration to
make the pill available for all ages without a prescription.

See? Now Obama can say “But the JUDGE FORCED us to make the abortion pill available for everyone!”
posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 7:44:24 AM
by SoFloFreeper

To: SoFloFreeper

The child molesters and the prostitution industry will be dancing in the streets.

posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 7:48:54 AM
by Missouri gal

To: SoFloFreeper

Just saw this on Miami tv news…liberal media is SO HAPPY that
12 year old girls won’t need to see a doctor before aborting a child.

posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 7:51:38 AM
by SoFloFreeper
As opposed to your being happy to see a 12 year old girl having a child?

To: SoFloFreeper

Say judge, we are reading that cancer patients are being turned
away from clinics because of budget cuts. Will you now order the F.D.A.
to provide the clinics with the cancer drugs?

posted on Friday, April 05, 2013 7:52:34 AM
by Enterprise
(“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” Voltaire)
Fucking well works for me.
But I thought you guys hated giving the poors cancer treatment? Takers and such.


What makes you think the government isn’t already doing this.
Take the pill, flush it away, it enters the water cycle. Feminizes the


Goes all the way up into the sky then falls all the way back down
onto me.


Contraceptives in the rain.