As hard as I try, I cannot seem to kick my Trump addiction. I’m not sure if it’s the hair, the delivery or the pure, unabashed malakatude. In his quest to become the first insult comedian elected President, the Donald continues to feud with all comers in a completely un-Presidential manner. Yesterday, he called creepy GOP pollster Frank Luntz a “clown” and a “low class slob.“ I somehow can’t imagine Washington, Lincoln, or even Chet Arthur feuding with a media puke and calling them a slob. Andrew Jackson, yes, but we’ll save that for another day or never.
On to the Trump inspired tweets. First, the Insult Comedian compared himself to Batman whilst flying chirren about in his helicopter. Btw, LBJ made the first political use of a helicopter during his 1948 race for the Senate. All his opponent had was a horse. In any event, here’s my pick for the funniest #BatTrump tweet:
Trump also inspired a sci-fi themed tweet from a user who is wearing a Philadelphia Phillies cap in his avatar. I never though I’d quote a Phillies fan. I may have to boo myself:
The misspelling and missing apostrophe are indications that the guy is indeed a Phillies fan, but it’s still pretty darn funny.
Repeat after me: Donald Trump will not be the first insult comedian elected President.