Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – circling the bowl edition

Morning, everyone!

Well, for being the Masters Of America(tm), the Freepers and their heroes are doing a remarkably good imitation of that wad of toilet paper that won’t go down until the last moment of the flush.

For instance:

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BREAKING: [Clerk Kim] Davis held in contempt taken by U.S. Marshals.
twitter ^ | 09/03/2015 | Dan Griffin WSAZ

Posted on ‎9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎12‎:‎03‎:‎37‎ ‎PM by GIdget2004

Dan Griffin ‏@WSAZDanGriffin 2m2 minutes ago Judge says financial fines not enough. #WSAZ

Dan Griffin ‏@WSAZDanGriffin 4m4 minutes ago BREAKING: Davis held in contempt taken by U.S. Marshals. #WSAZ

1 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎12‎:‎03‎:‎37‎ ‎PM by GIdget2004
Oh NOES!!1!  Will baby Jesus bail her out??
To: GIdget2004The HomoNazis Win.

GayNazis

You will now be forced at gunpoint to participate in their nauseating perversions.

3 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎12‎:‎04‎:‎35‎ ‎PM by Regulator

To: GIdget2004

The county sheriff should block the US Marshall.

4 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎12‎:‎04‎:‎50‎ ‎PM by Ray76 (When a gov’t leads it’s people down a path of destruction resistance is not only a right but a duty.)

I’d spend good money to watch that on pay-per-view.
To: Ray76

> The county sheriff should block the US Marshall.

Feds trump county

18 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎12‎:‎07‎:‎39‎ ‎PM by jsanders2001

CaptainObvious2jpg
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To: GIdget2004

Did this b*****d judge sentence her to be crucified or fed to the lions?

7 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎12‎:‎05‎:‎19‎ ‎PM by 17th Miss Regt

No, but he did put her in jail, which could be worse.
JailLesbians
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To: Ray76

Where do we send money for her defense?

15 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎12‎:‎07‎:‎09‎ ‎PM by Oldexpat

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Of course, there’s always gotta be a killjoy:
To: Regulator

Nobody was forcing her to participate. She could have resigned.

Having government employees freelancing on policy rather than following the law would be a Pandora’s Box that would let meddling socialist bureaucrats run even wilder than they already are.

Davis’ religious beliefs apparently take a back seat to drawing a paycheck from the taxpayer. The only thing she got right here is that “gay marriage” is an absurdity that should not be countenanced. Everything else she’s done wrong, and in the end she will hurt the cause far more than she has helped it.

The standard time-honored response for an employee being asked to violate their conscience is to resign, whether that’s a private or public employee.

40 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎12‎:‎12‎:‎11‎ ‎PM by Nep Nep

BanHimJesus
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To: xzins

Someone called this our Rosa Parks moment.

SpitTake

I think it may well turn out to be just that.

5 posted on 9/3/2015, 2:05:50 PM by JoeA (JoeA / Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est)

I’m thinking more: “George Armstrong Custer moment”.
To: xzins

We don’t treat illegal aliens like this.

04 FEBRUARY 2009 -- Undocumented immigrant prisoners walk past the port o potties in Tent City. Undocumented immigrant prisoners in the Durango Jail walk in chains and shackles to Tent City. Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio marched about 200 undocumented immigrants in the Durango Jail to "Tent City" where he will house the prisoners until or if they are deported. PHOTO BY JACK KURTZ

We still haven’t arrested Hillary – and she sold our national secrets.

ThisIsWhatFreepersBelieve

We don’t crack down on Muslims who threaten to kill us like this.

GuantanamoPrisoner

What a strange world we live in.

71 posted on 9/3/2015, 3:50:01 PM by Tzimisce

Couldn’t have said it better myself.
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More after the number of the beast.

Where were we?

Ah yes – religious persecution.

To: demshateGod

Republicans will do absolutely nothing. They are like the Germans who quietly ate their potatoes and sausages while outside their doors, the Jews in the boxcars trundled to the ovens.

FallacyGodwin

Where is the Christian group courageous enough to release an ad that exposes America’s “War on Christians?” It is easy to find evidence for that war in these last days.

185 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎12‎:‎35‎:‎14‎ ‎PM by txrefugee

If these are the “last days”, STFU and get ready to be ruptured.

Speaking of The Rupture:

To: DiogenesLamp
What sort of conservative are you who is an agreement with Liberal Judicial tyranny?

Who said anything about agreeing with the decision? I think the Supreme Court got it wrong. But I also believe in the rule of law. If every county clerk (or individual, for that matter) got to just ignore court decisions and substitute their own beliefs, the rule of law would be no more.

87 posted on 9/3/2015, 3:58:42 PM by Conscience of a Conservative

Oh, shut up.

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There’s gotta be some way to pin this on Obummer!

To: GIdget2004

Who is the judge?

Who appointed this judge?

215 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎12‎:‎41‎:‎36‎ ‎PM by MarvinStinson

Wait for it….
To: MarvinStinson
Who appointed this judge?

Dubya.

224 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎12‎:‎44‎:‎07‎ ‎PM by DoodleDawg
dubya
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To: Sarah Barracuda

This is what happens when Homos have too much power..its bad enough they can already “Marry” but they want to FORCE Americans who disagree with their perverted lifestyle to look them in the face and “marry” them its DISGUSTING..welcome to Obama’s Commie America where NO ONE has any rights

There is a reason that History

I’m sorry – you misspelled “Nazis”

dealt with them by locking them up and killing them. When they are not spreading disease or molesting children, they are perverting everything they can.

235 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎12‎:‎46‎:‎27‎ ‎PM by DiogenesLamp (“of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.”)

And the Godwin Brigade eats its own tail.
What else do we have ?
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Oops – it’s Lemon Pledge!

Trump: I’m ‘Totally Pledging’ My Allegiance To The Republican Partynpr ^ | 9-3-2015 | JESSICA TAYLOR Posted on ‎9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎32‎:‎24‎ ‎PM by Citizen Zed

Donald Trump is “totally pledging” his allegiance to the GOP and promising not to mount a potentially damaging third-party bid for president.

The billionaire businessman said Thursday he had signed the Republican National Committee’s “Loyalty Pledge,” which says he will support the eventual nominee and not run as an independent or on another party line.

“I will be totally pledging my allegiance to the Republican Party and the conservative principles for which it stands,” said Trump.

Trump made his announcement at the Trump Towers lobby in New York City after meeting with RNC Chairman Reince Priebus. While many had expected Trump would sign the pledge, one GOP source stressed this morning that, “With Trump, nothing is certain until it’s final.”

Trump was the only GOP presidential candidate not to raise his hand at last month’s debate to pledge he wouldn’t run as a third-party candidate.

1 posted on ‎9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎32‎:‎24‎ ‎PM by Citizen Zed

Wait for it…
To: Citizen Zed

lol

as if anyone should believe this

4 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎35‎:‎31‎ ‎PM by GeronL (Cruz is for real, 100%)

So you’re saying that The Darnold is a lying sack of shit?
Just so we’re clear on this…
To: z taxman

If Donald Trump is the Republican favorite, a 3rd Party Candidate is the only option…

5 posted on ‎9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎37‎:‎00‎ ‎PM by rovenstinez

Heh.
To: z taxman; GeronL

You guys make FR negative and boring.

8 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎38‎:‎36‎ ‎PM by donna (Pray for Revival.)

I thought that Freeperville had gone 100% Trumpaholic (especially since Jim Rob jumped in the boat), but apparently not.
To: donna; z taxman; GeronL

“You guys make FR negative and boring.”

Well, I’m sure there are Trump forums that are all puppies and rainbows that you can escape to…

16 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎46‎:‎57‎ ‎PM by Boogieman

To: Carthego delenda est
“You guys make FR negative and boring.”
I’m getting really tired of it.

Good Lord you trumpoids and your messianic zeal make the obamabots look less worshipful of their flawless god.

Perhaps if Trump wins he will pass a law making it illegal to criticize him. I’m sure the trumpoids will celebrate its passage, while the rest of us have no choice but to remain respectfully silent.

17 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎47‎:‎32‎ ‎PM by dead (“I’m up to my eyeball in virgin goats!” – Mullah Omar)
Hmm – is there a “I can’t take it any more” point beyond which even Freepers won’t go?
To: GeronL

Trump pledged marriage oaths to how many woman?

18 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎47‎:‎34‎ ‎PM by caww

Apparently.
To: donna

Why don’t you email The Donald some sexy pics of yourself?

21 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎50‎:‎14‎ ‎PM by steve86 (Prophecies of Maelmhaedhoc OÂ’Morgair (Latin form: Malachy))

Whoa
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To: nclaurel

Why is it that Trump only became a conservative after the tea party wave of 2010, one year before the 2012 elections? Because, as a business man, he saw an opportunity to exploit and maybe run for GOP nominee. Not because of some true conversion. He’s a fake.

28 posted on ‎9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎53‎:‎55‎ ‎PM by z taxman

But otherwise, OK?
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Jumpin’ Jeebus – just a week ago, The Darnold was the second coming of……well…… Jumpin’ Jeebus.
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Now?
Ducknazi
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To: z taxman

Yep, and now that he has kissed the ring of the RNC and is no longer independent… which is the one admirable quality he had… not to mention, he seems to be moving way left on immigration from the presser… I’ll take the guy that has been fighting for conservatism his whole life.

35 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎3‎:‎00‎:‎31‎ ‎PM by wolfman23601

To: dead
“it’s a little too much like lefty-style fawning celebrity worship of their politicians”Well, there is a bit of a difference with right wingers when they do this stuff, I think. Right wingers aren’t “fawning” so much as desperate to find a decent leader. We’re like an army with no generals, so when someone shows up with a star on their shoulder, half of us are ready to die for them just because we want the opportunity to finally fight 🙂

The-General-Insurance

The problem is, I think, half of us don’t bother to ask anymore stuff like “Hey is this a decent general? Does he know what he’s doing? Do we want to go where he’s leading us?” After all, if we don’t ask those questions, we can’t get the answers we don’t want to hear.

66 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎5‎:‎03‎:‎20‎ ‎PM by Boogieman

BanHimTrump
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What’s next? Maybe an old rusting drum of Freepitude?
Ah – from Jim Rob himself – Quit fighting, or I’ll kill you!

This is Free Republic. We’re on a mission from God. Jim Robinson Posted on ‎7‎/‎23‎/‎2015‎ ‎7‎:‎36‎:‎24‎ ‎PM by Jim Robinson

This is Free Republic. Our mission here is to fight against the America-hating, God-hating, capitalism-hating, abortionist/homosexualist leftist revolutionaries and marxist/fascist totalitarians who are hellbent on destroying our constitution, our religious freedom, our economic freedom, our Judeo-Christian way of life and the America we love.

Pro-life, pro-family, conservative Catholics, Protestants and Jews are not the enemy. All pro-life, pro-family pro-America believers in our one true Judeo-Christian God are our guests, friends and allies in this effort, so please quit attacking your allies!

Your attacks are not going to convert anyone.

Please save your ammunition for the enemy.

We’re on a mission from God. We’re putting the country back together.

If you do not agree with our mission and do not wish to cooperate with our efforts, then please log off and post somewhere else.

Thank you all very much!

God bless.

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Have to post this reminder from time to time.
1 posted on 7‎/‎23‎/‎2015‎ ‎7‎:‎36‎:‎24‎ ‎PM by Jim Robinson
Comment #19 Removed by Moderator
To: dontreadthis

I’m not going to read that bile.

It’s not like you weren’t warned that he was a LIBTARD LOSER during the primary.

23 posted on 7‎/‎23‎/‎2015‎ ‎7‎:‎50‎:‎10‎ ‎PM by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!)

Touchy, touchy.
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One more before I go – Time machine shooter shenanigans!
Lafayette, Louisiana Movie Theater Gunman ID’d as John Russel Houser, 59, of Alabama
bayoubuzz.com ^ | 5/24/2015 | A media source //
Posted on ‎7‎/‎24‎/‎2015‎ ‎7‎:‎59‎:‎22‎ ‎AM by LadyBuzz

The gunman who opened fire inside a packed movie theater in Lafayette, Louisiana, Thursday night, was John Russel Houser, police said at a news conference this morning.

Houser, 59, is among three people who died, police said.

Nine others were injured.

1 posted on 7‎/‎24‎/‎2015‎ ‎7‎:‎59‎:‎22‎ ‎AM by LadyBuzz
To: LadyBuzz

http://www.teapartynation.com/profile/JohnRussellHouser?xg_source=activity

3 posted on 7‎/‎24‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎03‎:‎38‎ ‎AM by exhaustguy

Followed (of course) by:
To: exhaustguy

Who put this up? This is NOT his page. Someone put it up posing for him.

6 posted on 7‎/‎24‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎17‎:‎08‎ ‎AM by nikos1121 (“The enemy of your enemy is your enemy!” B. Netanyahu)

Wait for it….
To: nikos1121

Someone posed as him in June 2013?

13 posted on 7‎/‎24‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎25‎:‎24‎ ‎AM by mquinn (Obama’s supporters: a deliberate drowning of consciousness by means of rhythmic noise)

HOT SCHLUB TIME MACHINE!!
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TimeMachine
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Whew – see you peeps next Monday!
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7 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – circling the bowl edition

  1. Adrastos says:

    Thanks for another hilarious bowl of stupid for breakfast.

    • Tommy T says:

      It’s kinda like what the bomb squad does when they send in a robot to detonate the pipe bomb satchel.

      Oh, Adrastos – please email Doc (I don’t have his email) and have him edit his last post to add the “sharing” buttons – someone wants to repost it on Twitter.

  2. muddy says:

    I was amusing myself the other day looking up people on facebook that I had not seen for 20 years. I don’t actually use the book of faces, but just looked them up. I was horrified and amazed to see how many from my youth were as wacked out as the mess of stupid that you find weekly for this column.

    The interesting thing to me was that the people who were liberal had privacy settings on most of their stuff, but the “conservatives” generally did not. I was not able to decide whether they are too stupid to figure that out, or if they just think they are powerful by braying this nonsense where people can see.

    • Tommy T says:

      I’ve noticed that as well.
      I think they’re just too technologically – um – challenged to figure out the privacy settings.
      You should see all the vanity “Please help me unbugger the technical issues that I caused with my computer” threads on Free Republic.
      As an ex-IT support tech, this gives me a warm fuzzy feeling of schadendork.

  3. dugglebogey says:

    “Schadendork?”

    Stolen!

  4. iconoclast59 says:

    I like “Schadenderp” better.

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