I never heard back from Team Vitter about my first suggested theme song: I’m The Slime. It’s perfect but I can see why they don’t like it as much as I do. Zappa is, after all, an acquired taste.
This time I have an idea that hits all the high notes. Literally. Team Vitter is in the headlines for having a Private Eye stalk people *and* they have a gender gap. For some obscure reason, women don’t like Bitter Vitter but they do like Hall & Oates. It’s a winner, I tell ya.
Here’s another campaign poster idea: