Good Luck Making the Clenis a Thing Because Kids Today Don’t Know What That Is

I take a lot of comfort in being on the older end of the voting spectrum these days.

Because if I am old, it means there are fewer and fewer people who give a damn what Bill Clinton did with what chick in what room in the White House. 

I mean it, there are voters who were in diapers when this happened. And my generation found it tiresome and pointless, so Kids Today will just be … confused. We literally made a federal case out of this?

The general liberation of the youngs on the topic of who is having it off with who in what positions is one of the best things about everybody younger than me. You’re doing it right, children, because nobody should care one iota.