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First World Problems

Meanwhile in Oregon, it seems to be Festivus:

The four occupiers who remain at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon say that they can no longer make calls or access the Internet.

Three of the remaining militiamen cannot make or receive calls, while David Fry, the group’s self-appointed tech guru, can still receive incoming calls, according to Oregon Public Broadcasting. The occupiers told Oregon Public Broadcasting that they are not sure whether power to the refuge has been cut off since they have been using a generator.

After the group’s leader, Ammon Bundy, was arrested last week along with numerous members of the militia, he called on the remaining occupiers to leave the refuge. However, a small group refuses to go home. They have said they will not leave until the FBI guarantees that they will not be arrested. Law enforcement has set up checkpoints outside of the refuge and will not allow media to enter, much to the occupiers’ dismay, according to Oregon Public Broadcasting.

The remaining militiamen have issued a call to arms for their supporters, and an outside patriot group on Friday urged Americans to join the militia at the refuge to “air our grievances.”

As my long-time readers know, there’s nothing I like more than unintentional comedy. It’s hilarious to hear these manly macho men whine about internet service. Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think they had wi-fi at the Alamo. Of course, most of its defenders died in combat whereas these bozos are merely dying of boredom and malakatude. These fake cowboys are more like the real life John Wayne who was a draft dodging chickenhawk than his tough as nails screen persona. Some call them insurrectionists, I call them whiny, titty babies. Pitiful.

It’s way past time for these cretins to pack it in, leave, and face the consequences of their impulsive actions. There should be no deals, no how, no way. Every time they whine, I’m reminded of a certain Warren Zevon song, so I’ll give him the last word:

3 thoughts on “First World Problems”

  1. No free WiFi, no snacks…what else? No video games? No X-Box, or whatever it’s called…aw…I guess their motto is something like the tree of liberty must be watered from time to time with Mountain Dew backwash.

    Poor dears. Must be hard getting used to something other than a parent’s basement.

  2. Can’t you just hear Jim Bridger or Davy Crockett nowadays: “Oh I totally woulda gone to the Alamo, but wi-fi was just so spotty, I figured everyone else could take care of it. Now quiet; I’m about to level up.”

  3. The feds should have gone in and arrested every damned one of them about 15 minutes after they took the place over. I am beyond tired of my government kissing white seditionist ass. Every minute they remain out of jail is a minute too long.

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